Distant Voices

I had a dream...

My father in law came into the kitchen and said, "Girls I am gonna tie your mother in law to a tree!" we all jumped up with absolute delight. I was the first to run out the door and check this out.

He dragged her by the hair and tied her to a poll, we dont have trees that is thick enough where she cant break it, anyway she was cussing and all.

I laughed my ass off..

"Pick up some stones and throw it at her!" He yelled at us.

I ran and choose the biggest fucking rock I could find and threw it at her watching it smack her right between the eye.. *bullseye* and the rest followed we kept throwing and throwing until the bitch just bleed to death.

It was awesome!!!!