Murder Scenes that make you laugh

I Wanna Be Your Groupie!

So yes, as you've suspected i've gone out and made out with random people, spreading the pain within me like a plague.

Why does Austin insist on putting on Flamboyant Death Metal? He knows it sucks...YOU MAKE FUN OF IT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

So a bunch of limeys are coming to visit me and i get to show them this horrible fucking place called Texas. Houston is just too damn smelly. It's all Ass and Potatoey.

I was thinking, it would be kewl to be a dog. I could lick my balls for an hour, fuck other dogs and not care, maul small children and roll around in something that smells bad. It would be such a great life. It's too bad I hate Crystal's dog, cause he fucking urinated on my sheets. But i smothered him with his own urine, so...

My band is playing it's first show on Aug. 3rd! yeah!!!! yeah!!!! my dreams of stardom will finally be crushed by a large crowd who seem very displeased and upset at how great my band is...then they will of course attempt to kill us. And i will loose my hands and never be able to play guitar again. But visit our site while i still have my hands (the recordings are all shitty...im so very sorry, but you do what you can with a karaokee mic. i.e. the panning effect)
http://www.flakoff.com/

songs i recommend...Leslie's Song. We recorded it without Jason, Jewok the Messiah Drummer.

I'd like to order some Hollistic Massage Therapy please.