This is the craaaaziest journal you'll ever read!! Put the kids to bed! |
I feel squemish when you play with a straw wrapper.
I feel sad when you make me cry. I feel violated (yet slightly pleasured) when you up and kiss me outta nowhere. I feel confused and frusterated when you make me have a narcolepsy spell. I feel ashamed when you catch me tapping you on the shoulder red handed. I feel awkward when you flash me in public. I feel intimidated when you play terrets better than me. (not many people do though) I feel wet when you make me laugh so hard I piss myself. *Shit *Bitch * Damn *Fuck *Narcolepsy spell* I feel joy when you look into my eyes :) I feel jealous when you talk to inanimet objects instead of me. I feel angry when you piss me off. I feel narcoleptic when you cause conflict. I feel like blaming swearing at you on my terrets when you really piss me off. I feel tired when you "keep me up all night." I feel done when you keep talking about it. I feel incoherent when you keep reading this and wanting more. I'M DONE! Love~KIM O.C.A.R.T.S. meeting Sun. at noon...be there or be square! ( don't be triangle...it only has three sides and a square has four!) |