Mount Erebus, my Antarctic HQ

Ski Resort

Although many of you will be unaware of this fact, LemonPie claims rulership of the Dark Side of the Moon and Equatorial Guinea.

After disputing this claim, I invaded Equatorial Guinea with my armoured divisions, and after some brief skirmishing it was decided she would remain in control and I would build a ski resort - so here it is!

The resort is located in the heartland of Equatorial Guinea near the Capital of Malabo. It has a bobsleigh run, an ice rink, champion-length ski jump, and multiple downhill ski runs accessed only by cable car.

It also has a hotel and awesome club house and - due to the treaty signed with LemonPie - it is almost always full of monkeys enjoying their unlimited season passes...what's that? Armed guards? Erm, yes that's right...havn't you seen the movie On Her Majesty's Secret Service? Ski resorts used as secret mastermind's bases are always being attacked by helecopters!!

"Come Ski at the highest point of the equator, where the whole world is at your feet!" - Radio Freeeeedom is on the air!