My So-Called Perfunctory Existence

Tutti Insieme Adesso

For all of you who don't parla italiano that's "all
together now" (think Beatles)

Anyways what a weird weekend! I had my
sixth softball loss of the season (yeah that'd
be 6 games too...so we suck). Something that
has never happened before happened. I was
playing center-which if you're an outfielder and
your coach tells you to go to center DON'T!!!!
It's crazy! You run EVERYWHERE-especially
when the left fielder's out on another
planet...grrrr.... anyways I'm standing there
watching us lose and my eye starts itching.
then my contact comes out. So ok not that bad
...except for the fact that I'm practically
blind...and a softball is now heading towards
me. So I'm faced with the decision of saving
my expensive contact and screwing up the
play or saving the play and have my mom
scream at me for wasting $60. I decided to
meet halfway. I grab the ball with four
fingers-one of which is holding the contact.
Ok-you can NOT throw with four fingers. I
fumble the ball and now decide "You know
what...screw the contact!" I drop it and throw in
the ball. Now the entire team is giving me
weird looks and remarks because I NEVER
mess up THAT BAD. And I'm just standing
there with one eye open trying to see the rest
of the inning. I had my
cough-incompetent-cough left fielder yell to
me what was going on. Thanks to my
unforeseen clairvoyance (that's an oxymoron if
I ever did see one...ooo a pun too...ok that's
enough) I had extra contacts in the car. So the
rest of the game was ok. Except when the
umpire changed a call (yeah I know they aren't
SUPPOSED to do that but in NH rules don't
necessarily seem to apply to anything) and I
got out. So the BITCH playing short came over
to tag me-practically beat the crap out of me!
She started smacking me around with the
glove and I'm all "Ok I get it I'm out, I'm not
running anymore ya dumb ass!" Ahhhh girls
softball.
So then Ann and me returned to the lake to
rain all night so we stayed up and raided the
fridge, bothered my brother and had a very
strange shadow show on the shades.
And that's it! And I'm sitting here bored out of
my mind!
My honey's watching fireworks so I'm waiting
around to talk to him-ARGH what am I going to
do when you leave?!?!?!

: )