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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
It was April 9th, 2025, and you and your family has just gotten your power back! You have went without power for yet, another week! Seriously, the electric company needs to speed up the restoration process and quit taking so much money from you and your family! The next day, on April 10th, 2025, As you tidy up things around the residential area, you would get news that Ross is watching another thriller movie! Are you fucking kidding? YOU AND YOUR FAMILY HAS JUST SPENT ANOTHER WEEK WITHOUT POWER AND THIS BASTARD IS PLANNING TO SEE ANOTHER MOVIE?!? Oh, you were going to have a word with him tomorrow! The next day, on April 11th, 2025, you would wake up to some horrible news! Apparently, while your wife was out doing some shopping last night, she was WRONGFULLY arrested at a Wal-Mart while accused of shoplifting! Furious with this, you decided to hop into your truck and drive to town! As you enter town, you would start to get the munchies...if that electric company didn't take so much money from your family, YOU WOULD OF BEEN ABLE TO AFFORD FOOD!!! You would pull over at a CVS and step inside. You would look around for a bit before you would start to stick some boxes of cereal into your coat, along with other food items! Suddenly, a manager would run out of the office and tells you that you have been banned here and to drop what you have stolen and leave! Instead of complying, you would bolt out the door with the stolen food! As you walk back to your truck, a group of cops would suddenly ambush you!!! As you get taken off to jail, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: |