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My family goes berserk while I'm at a hockey game. |
It was Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025, and you and your family are at a hotel! Your family has been at this hotel for almost a week now because the electric company is still taking their sweet ass time bringing back power while the rich sectors of the town get their stuff fixed up and ready to go within MINUTES... The next day, on Thursday, April 3rd, 2025, your family would get news that Ross is seeing another hockey game for the first time in months! Are you fucking kidding? YOU AND YOUR FAMILY HAS BEEN WITHOUT POWER ONE WEEK AFTER ANOTHER BECAUSE OF THESE DAMN STORMS, AND THIS BASTARD IS STILL GOING TO THE DAMN HOCKEY GAMES?!? Not to mention, ONE OF YOUR SISTER'S WINDOW A/C UNIT STARTED BREAKING DOWN AND SHE IS UNABLE TO AFFORD TO REPAIR IT OR REPLACE IT! On the evening of Friday, April 4th, 2025, you and your family would try to drive by a local pizzeria, but was told that the wait times would be horrendous...BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO DAMN BUSY MAKING PIZZA FOR THE PRICKS AT THE HOCKEY GAME!!! You would cuss up a storm at the staff before your family would storm out and you would head to another place...Pizza Hut! As you and your family eat down the mediocre pizzas, you start to get angry, violent thoughts! You just wished you could of given those people at the pizza joint a piece of your mind for putting you and your family on the sidelines while they rush ALL of their pizzas to the ASSHOLES AT THE ARENA WATCHING THE STUPID HOCKEY GAME!!! As your family starts to eat on the dessert pizza, you would get a notification from Facebook! Apparently, one of your daughters have just been arrested for wondering around in someone's yard while high as a kite! This would make your blood boil! After you pay for the awful pizza supper, you and your family would head back to the motel room, possibly for another week thanks to the evil and lazy electric company! Later that night, you would get more pissed off over Ross going to the hockey game and started downing a jug of Moonshine or two before you snap and started trashing up the hotel room, as well as the hallway! You would make such a commotion in the hallway that the hotel staff got scared and called the police on you! When the police arrive, you started making up a cocky-Manny story about how your kids suddenly disappeared and you were just looking for them! You would then plead for mercy from them because you were claiming you have a cheer competition in the morning, but it would all fall on deaf ears! (Warning: the following media contains actual children getting distraught. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!) As you get hauled off to jail in front of your screaming wife and kids, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: |