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I am capable of dimwitted thoughts.
#1086086 added March 31, 2025 at 12:10am
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A weekly Horoscope...


Your President is insane.
He texts his War Plans to journalists.

Your President says he did not know about this.
His Chief of Defense thinks it might be an accident.

Your lucky numbers are 202 30 106.
Maybe the Dept of Intelligence knows something?

Greg Gutfeld and Tyrus think it is not important.
They want you to buy Telsa stock, which is selling low.

They like Elon Musk.
Elon fired thousands of federal employees...

Greg and Tyrus want to buy Elon's robots.
Eboli and Nuclear Power and flight control are unimportant.

Why was an editor of a newspaper put on secret war plan phone chat?
Why has Elon recalled the Telsa truck?

Enquiring minds want to know.


Muzzy
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