A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

A trip to the Movies gone bad! - Ashes to Ashes

It was late Friday night on March 21st, 2025, and you have been up for quite some time now! Your stomach has been aching from the lack of food as well as any sugary drinks! This would make you extremely angry and would once again make you furious, wanting to get back at your family, as well as that bastard brother Ross! As your stomach groaned again in hunger, you fly into rage as you have had enough of this fucking Hell Hole and demand REAL FOOD!!!
You would quietly sneak out of bed and slip over to where your phone is...
You then proceeded to pull up an ordering App and reach a local Pizza Hut!


You would then order a few boxes of pizzas and quickly put the phone away before anyone woke up or got alerted!
Over half an hour later, the pizza driver would arrive and asks if this is some kind of joke or something. You would manage to pull out enough cash to tip the driver handsomely and quickly rush inside the room where the others are sleeping and proceeded to devour the pizzas like some rabid zombie!


Despite making quite a mess in the cabin's kitchen area, you would go to sleep happily while covered in marinara sauce and mozzarella cheese!

The next morning, on Saturday, March 22nd, 2025, you would be woken up as the head of the camp leaders start yelling and cussing over the mess...
"WHO THE FLYING FUCK ORDERED PIZZA LAST NIGHT?!? AND WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS MESS?!? I HOPE YOU ASSHOLES REALIZE THAT WHOEVER DID ALL THIS, JUST UNDID ALL OF OUR WORK IN ONE FATEFUL SWOOP!!!"

You would try to sneak out back to head to a water hose to wash yourself off, but unfortunately, the head of the camp leaders would spot you and verbally assaults you with no mercy!
"SO IT WAS YOU HUH?!? THE ONE THAT KEPT CRYING LIKE A BITCH ABOUT WANTING TO GO TO IN-N-OUT ON THE WAY OVER HERE HUH?!? I HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF WHAT YOU HAD DONE YOU SORRY DISGRACE OF A HUMAN FUCKING BEING!!!"

At that point, you went from being scared, to being quite furious! You would let out an angry roar before you attack the evil man and his wife!!!


You would immediately started to have regrets and try to apologize, but everyone at the campground would gang up on you and drags you into a cabin that is far away from everything else! They would then throw you inside and closes the door, locking it with a padlock! You look around inside of the tiny cabin and see a small bed, next to a small window. Thankfully, you managed to sneak your phone out of the other cabin and proceed to call up your wife, hopefully to talk her into helping you get out of this Hell on Earth!
"Hey Honey, listen, ummm, things at Fat Camp suddenly just went South and um, I kinda need you or someone to fly down here, save me, and get me the fuck out of here before I..."
"Ok, first of all, WHAT IS THIS ABOUT YOU SNEAKING OFF AND GETTING PIZZA?!? Secondly, WHY DID YOU ATTACK THE HEAD COUNSELOR AND HIS WIFE LIKE SOME GODDAMN LUNATIC?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BE DOWN THERE LOSING WEIGHT AND GETTING INTO SHAPE, NOT EATING PIZZA AND STARTING FIGHTS WITH EVERYONE LEFT AND RIGHT!!!"
"Honey, listen, I don't know what my family told you, but whatever they told you, it is a GODDAMN LIE STRAIGHT FROM THE DEVIL HIMSELF!!! Now I need you to please send someone down here to come save my ass, or you can come here and save me, or at the very least, send me about a thousand bucks and..."
"I don't fucking think so..."
"Why the fuck not?"
"Matter of fact, I got a better idea...I think I'm going to file for divorce if you come back from Fat Camp and NOT LOSE A SINGLE FUCKING POUND!!!"
"Honey, please don't..."
"OR BETTER YET, NOT LET YOU BACK INTO OUR HOUSE AGAIN UNTIL YOU COMPLY WITH THE CAMPGROUND RULES!!!"
"But, but, I have been locked up inside of a cabin for solitary confinement and..."
"NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM!"
"Baby, please get me out of here..."
"EITHER YOU LOSE SOME WEIGHT, OR YOU CAN EXPECT TO BE HOMELESS WHEN YOU GET HOME, ASSHOLE!"

And as soon as she hangs up on you, you start to feel tears welling up in your eyes...
You couldn't fucking believe it! Your wife is threatening to have you stranded and homeless back home, keeping you outside of your own damn home because you didn't want to go through with this living fucking nightmare!!!
IF ROSS HAD NEVER SET FOOT IN THAT INTERNATIONAL MOVIE THEATER, YOU WOULDN'T BE LOSING FRIENDS, YOU WOULDN'T BE LOOKING LIKE A CLOWN ALL OVER THE INTERNET, SOME OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS WOULD STILL BE ALIVE, YOUR SISTER WOULDN'T OF GOTTEN CANCER, YOUR NEPHEWS WOULDN'T GET LAUGHED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL AND FORCED TO BECOME DROP-OUTS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT JOIN THE MILITARY, YOUR SISTER WOULDN'T BE ON THE VERGE OF LOSING HER HOME AND BECOMING HOMELESS, AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT, YOU AND YOUR KIDS WOULDN'T SPEND MONTHS AT A TIME SICK AT HOME WHENEVER THAT BASTARD BRINGS BACK A DREADED DISEASE FROM THE INTERNATIONAL MOVIE THEATER!!!

Sometime later, After you have calmed down a bit, you would check in on your family on social media and find out that Ross is seeing yet, another horror movie!


Are you fucking kidding? DIDN'T HE JUST SEE ONE LAST NIGHT?!? WHY IS HE WATCHING ANOTHER ONE?!?
Not only that, but later that day, you would get more bad news!
Your mother, upset with Ross's recent splurging with his extravagant trips to the movies and whatnot, would go over to his house and yell and cuss at him, his roommate, and his friends out! She would be hollering so loudly that the nearby neighbors would call the police on her!


Not only that, but sometime that night, your wife would be at a Mexican restaurant, pigging away at delicious Mexican food while downing one glass of Margaritas after another! As she heads home, not only would she drive through the wrong neighborhood, but she would get the attention of concerned onlookers! She would then slam into a stop sign, knocking herself out in the process! She would then be woken up by police officers standing outside of her wrecked vehicle!


You couldn't fucking believe all of this! Whenever you get out of this fucking Hell hole of a Fat Camp, YOU ARE GOING TO GET BACK AT BOTH, THE TRAITORS IN YOUR FAMILY, AND THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING BASTARD ROSS!!!