A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

A trip to the Movies gone bad! - Trapped in a movie!

It was March 17th, 2025, and you are waking up bright and early while at Fat Camp! Normally, on this date, you would be down at an Irish Pub, celebrating St. Patrick's day with your family!


However, instead of getting wasted at a pub, you are at a Fat Camp, about to be forced to undergo some strenuous exercises!
However, before they do, the people running the camp decided to drive your group to some museum in Texas called, "Meow Wolf"


On the way out to the museum, the bus you were riding in would drive by a fast food joint called, "In-N-Out!"


You would plea with the bus driver to please pull over and let you get a big, juicy burger, but the assholes running the camp tell you that you are there to lose weight, not gain it! You kept pleading with them and the driver, and at one point, shedding tears, to please just let you stop by and get just one burger! But they told you no, causing you to storm to the back of the bus and pout...

You were told that this was one of the best museums out there, but when you got inside, you immediately started to get bored to death! As you look at a few exhibits, you knew that your bastard brother Ross would be interested in a place like this! After walking through the fourth exhibit at the museum, you would throw another hissy fit and storm outside! You would try to buy some snacks from some vendors outside of the museum, but unfortunately, you didn't have enough cash on you, and your bitch of a wife still had your credit card turned off...fuck...
After you get scolded by the people running the camp group, you would be dragged back onto the bus and are soon heading back to the camp!
As you ride back to the camp, you would see another place of great joy...a pizza hut!


You would once again plea with the driver and the group running the camp to please let you go in and get a pizza real quick! Again, they tell you no and, again, you pout in the back of the bus, HANGRY...

On Tuesday, March 18th, 2025, You would be woken up bright and early with the other campers and would be forced to swim laps around the camp's lake! As you make a 2nd or 3rd lap around the lake, you start to get evil thoughts, from wanting to bash Ross's face in, to divorcing your wife and having her locked up in jail, to going on a shooting spree against your own family! ALL BECAUSE THEY FORCED YOU TO COME OUT HERE AND LOSE WEIGHT IN THE MOST HORRIFIC WAY POSSIBLE!
After swimming several more laps around the lake, you and your group would FINALLY be given some food...PISTACHIO NUTS!!!


Are you fucking kidding? THIS ISN'T REAL FOOD!!! You would be quick to get angry and demanded that they take you to a nearest McDonald's for a big mac or two, but they would once again give you the cold treatment before you would give in to defeat and eat some pistachios...

On Wednesday, March 19th, 2025, you and your group would be once again, be woken up bright and early and are this time, forced to go work out at a gym!


You couldn't believe that you are once again, living another day in Hell as you sweat up a storm at the gym! Once again, as you work out, you would start to think up murderous ways to get back at Ross, your wife, and your whole family for making you come out here!
After several hours of working out on a random work-out machine, you would be given a drink...a lousy bottle of water!
You would once again get mad and demand some Mountain Dew! Once again, you get scolded for your outburst, and you told them about how Mountain Dew has a "Zero Sugar" variety that your brother Ross started drinking! The assholes didn't buy it and you were forced to chug down regular ol' water...

On Thursday, March 20th, 2025, as you start to get ready to swim laps around the lake with the other losers, you would find out from your family that Ross is planning to see another horror movie!


You couldn't fucking believe this! While you were out here, suffering through what is pretty much a living Hell on Earth, ROSS IS PLANNING TO SEE ANOTHER DUMB HORROR MOVIE!!! You would then begin to make plans to get revenge against the bastard as you are forced to swim several laps around the lake again!

On Friday, March 21st, 2025, you would get some more bad news!
Apparently, one of your nephews was homeless and was riding around in a truck on his way back to a tent he was living in, when the truck he was riding in got pulled over for traffic violations! As the cops look up his information, they find out he has a warrant and move in to arrest him! Your nephew would not go down without a fight!


Not only that, but one of your nieces, who was just looking for food and money in random vehicles, would get spotted by the cops and try to run for it, only to get tackled after a short while!


And to top it all off, you found out that the bastard Ross and his friends went by a pizza joint and got pizza on the way to the movies, and then plan to buy ice cream on the way back!

THAT ISN'T FUCKING FAIR!!! YOU ARE OUT HERE, BUSTING YOUR ASS TO LOSE WEIGHT BECAUSE YOUR FAMILY BECAME A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES AND FORCED YOU OUT HERE! AND WHILE OUT HERE SUFFERING BIG TIME, ROSS IS BACK AT HOME HAVING THE TIME OF HIS FUCKING LIFE!!!

As you and your group start working out at the gym again, you would get more pissed off and make more plots to get back at that bastard Ross!!!