A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

A trip to the Movies gone bad! - Novocaine

It was Monday, March 10th, 2025, and you have just gotten out of jail! You are still furious over the fact that your wife got arrested just because she wanted a little extra weed money from her own mother!!!

The week would be going by smoothly until Wednesday, March 12th, 2025, you would get news that the bastard Ross is seeing another movie in Cinemark XD format...


Are you fucking kidding? LAST FUCKING TIME HE WENT TO THE NEW MOVIE THEATER, YOUR MOM GOT ARRESTED, YOUR WIFE GOT ARRESTED TRYING TO SCORE SOME EXTRA WEED MONEY, AND YOU GOT ARRESTED TRYING TO SAVE HER!!!
You would then spend the rest of the day bitching about it all over social media!

On Thursday, March 13th, 2025, you would get some shocking news! It would involve two of your nephews! Recently, the both of them had their wisdom teeth removed and each were given pain medicine to cope with the pain! Well, unfortunately, the boys decided to make a brilliant decision just like their mother and swallowed down all but one pain pill in one sitting! Both due to the pain, and their newfound addiction to the pain medicine, the boys would get into a violent fight and start punching at each other, tearing up the house in the process!


Your mother, getting upset with the situation, would be quick to pick up the phone and call the police!


However, it wouldn't be over after your nephews got taken to jail! As soon as Ross got wind of all this, he was quick to be judgemental and started making accusations and asked why the boys swallowed up so much pain medicine at once. Your sister, as usual, would fly into a rage and, once again, making a brilliant decision, to make a video raging at Ross...while she is driving!


However, the live-stream would end abruptly when she gets pulled over by the cop for her totally not dangerous act! The cop, instead of listening to your sister's sob story, would place her under arrest for a suspended license and for being possibly intoxicated...


Oh this was such bullshit! This weekend, when Ross goes back to the new movie theater to see that stupid movie, YOU ARE GOING TO STOMP A MUD-HOLE IN HIM!!!

On Friday, March 14th, 2025, you would be up bright and early at a McDonald's, standing in line and waiting to get yourself some hot McGriddles and hot cakes!


However, as soon as you try to pay for your food, there would be issues with your credit card...


You begged the workers to try to give you the food for free and you would pay them back, but they refused and gave your food to someone else...fucking bastards!
Furious with this, you would step outside of the McDonald's and call up your wife!
"Hey Honey, I'm at a McDonald's right now, and I just tried to use our credit card to buy some food and..."
"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, there is something wrong with our credit card, but I have a $50 McDonald's gift card at home you can use instead!"
A $50 gift card for McDonald's?!? Oh Hell Ya, your wife is the best!!!
As you head home while singing "Oh Happy Day!", you would drive into your neighborhood and notice a whole bunch of cars in front of your house! You would be weirded out at first, but would brush it off, thinking your neighbor is having a party or something!
As soon as you pull into the driveway, you would call up your wife again!
"Ok Honey, I'm here, where's the gift card? I have to hurry back and get breakfast before McDonald's..."
"Sorry Honey, I'm currently butt-naked right now! I'm about to hop in the shower, but the gift card is on the bed!"
As soon as you heard the last few words, you started to rub your hands together!


You would waltz onto the front porch and happily march through the front door! However, as soon as you walk into the living room, your joy and happiness was quickly flushed down the toilet, as you would see your family relatives sitting in chairs in a circle, looking at you with concerned looks on their faces...


"Um, what the Hell is going on?"
"We are just concerned about you son!" Your mother would say.
"We think you have a bit of an eating problem!" One of your uncles would say.
"OK well, that's nice and all, but I have to get this gift card and head back to McDonald's to get my McGriddles and Hot Cakes game on and..."
"There is no gift card..." Your mother would say. "We used it as bait to bring you back here!"
"We think it's high time you look into losing some weight!" One of your uncles would say.
"OK well, thanks for your concern, now as you'll excuse me, I will be heading back to McDonald's and..."
"We have signed you up for fat camp!" Your mother would say.
"And we think you will have such a swell time there!" One of your uncles would say.
"Well that's great and all, and I will go when I feel like it, but right now, McDonald's is calling my name and..."
"Actually, you are leaving for fat camp today!" Your mother would say.
"We have bought you plane tickets to fly to Houston, Texas today to go to fat camp and..."
"Yeah well, kiss my big fat ass, I'm not going and..."
"Son, don't make us do this..."
"I'M NOT GOING TO A MOTHER FUCKING FAT CAMP, AND THAT IS MOTHER FUCKING FINAL! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY, LET ME GO BACK TO MCDONALD'S, OR I SWEAR ON MY FATHER'S URN, I WILL FUCKING GO MEDIEVAL ON YOUR ASSES!!!

Unfortunately, your family would manage to tackle you and drag you out of the house!


They would then proceed to stuff you into a minivan and drive you to an airport and upon arrival, dragged you from the minivan and into a plane for the next flight to Houston, Texas!
As you sit in the plane seat crying your eyeballs out, you wished for many horrible things to happen to that bastard Ross while getting ready for the torture at the fat camp!!!