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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
It was February 17th, 2025, and you are still upset with the news you got last weekend! One of your brothers was arrested along with his cousin just for trying to stop the cops from getting into the house! The next couple of days would go by smoothly until Wednesday, February 19th, 2025, you get news that Ross is planning to see another Horror movie! Are you fucking kidding? Last time he went to see a horror movie, you and your wife were arrested just for dumping a little bit of trash on a random dude's property! The sorry fucks! You would then proceed to go on a tirade on social media, demanding action against the asshole brother! On Thursday, February 20th, 2025, you would get some horrible news! Apparently, your sister and her sons had to go to the doctor's this morning because they all suddenly felt horrible! They would get tested for Covid and test results came back...They were all positive for Covid!!! Are you fucking kidding? IF THAT BASTARD DIDN'T GO TO THE INTERNATIONAL MOVIE THEATER SO DAMN MUCH RECENTLY, AS WELL AS GOING TO SOME RANDOM PAKISTANI DUDE'S HOUSE FOR A STUPID FUCKING PARTY, YOUR SISTER AND HER SONS WOULDN'T CATCH COVID AND BE SICK AGAIN!!! Not only that, but one of your nieces would get arrested for causing a scene at a friend's house. She would be quick to be handcuffed and put into the back of a cop car, but she wouldn't stay quiet for long! This would all piss you off so much! You would plan to confront that bastard tomorrow and beat his ass! However, that evening, while heating up a bowl of soup, your microwave would short out and stop working suddenly! This would cause you to cuss up a storm for a bit before you and your wife would head to a Wal-Mart for a new microwave. You would find a new microwave that is around $80, but since you are strapped for money, thanks to the greedy electric company, you would slap on a sticker that enables you to pay a measly dollar for it! You would make the purchases and start to head out of the store! You and your wife would be quite happy with saving so much money before you two are suddenly surrounded by police and security! As you and your wife get taken off to the jailhouse again, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: |