It's me, pretending to be me.

I'd rather see Skeet

"The Soundtrack of Your Life" 

I know I already spent some space on another song’s post bitching about metal and hard rock. But here we go again…

Even as far as that shit goes, Metallica is the worst. Just the worst. I couldn’t hate any group more. I couldn’t really even hate any group’s music more. And I have no explanation. I disliked Metallica and then, AND THEN, came the fucking worst song I have ever heard….Enter Sandman. And everyone played it over and over and made you watch as the song forced them into the throes of ecstasy.

In the perfect example of “the exception that proves the rule”...considering all it does is make me more steadfast in my hatred….there is one song. It is a very unMetallica-like song, even the drummer says so, which of course helps. I think this list proves, if nothing else, that I dig some dark depressing songs. Like recognizes like.

Also - who the fuck can stand Lars Ulrich? He seems….smarmy. And maybe like he needs a throat punch.