It's me, pretending to be me.

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"The Soundtrack of Your Life" 

I gave it a shot - I looked at the summary with high hopes. Something on there has to be optimistic about love. Something on there must be fit to use on Valentine’s Day. Alas, it is not the only thing I was denied today.

So fuck it.

Rick and Morty is amazing. Especially the uncensored version. There is an episode where the hive mind Rick used to date leaves him in a bit of an annihilating fashion. He attempts to attempt suicide with his death ray. This song is playing.

I immediately went and looked it up, maybe even before the credits played. I loved it from the minute it began and I have loved it ever since. The extra percussive nature of the music soothes and pleases me, as does the cadence she applies to the lyrics.

I mean shit - the episode is called Auto Erotic Assimilation - that's as Valentinesy as my music is gonna get.
Plus…if I had a death ray there are many a time I would have vaporized. Me, you, him, her….we all go up in vapor.