Team Ahimsa Blog Relay, Various Contests

Thunder Blunder

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The most pretentious thing to say aloud in a dramatic thunderstorm.
For "PromptMaster !" 

I'm gonna make Zeus
Look like Dr. Seuss

I'm gonna treat Thor
Like an apple core

As for Lei Gong
I'll put him in my song.

I'm singing in the rain
Let the thunder Gods raise Cain

I don't have a care
If lightning strikes here and there

As for the thunder
It doesn't tear me asunder

What's all that noise?
Giants, playing with toys?
I'm not gonna lose my poise
Because of little girls and boys!

Let it rain, let it pour
I'll drown out the thunder with my snore!