Odd O'blography

Donald J. Trump, DEI President

         In the beginning was the lie, and the lie was with Trump, and the lie was Trump. - The Gospel of Trump


There's a certain presidential impostor who wants to blame all of America’s ills on DEI. He blames diversity, equity and inclusion for everything from his felony convictions to wildfires to plane crashes. His goal in fighting diversity is to return to a time when those who were different in any way were not allowed to compete, let alone succeed on their own merit. He fears losing out to those he sneers at as 'lesser', such as minorities, immigrants, women, the handicapped, and dwarves. He seeks to rig the game in his favor by reducing the talent pool. His cabinet picks bear this out. Even a freakin’ moron looks smart among this unqualified group of drunks, incompetents, and mental midgets. Another definition of the acronym DEI, which Trump used to disparage Kamela Harris during the 2024 presidential campaign, is ‘didn’t earn it’. His obvious envy of her very real accomplishments was just sad.

Our pathetic loser of a president, who’s made America a worldwide object of ridicule, is the poster boy for didn't earn it. This so-called man dodged the draft with a case of bone spurs that never showed up on an x-ray. He speaks loudly but carries a small stick, kowtowing to communist dictators such as Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un. The bankruptcies and loan defaults of the so-called businessman are infamous. And this so-called leader closed down his charity rather than doing even the legal minimum of charitable works. Then he closed down his for-profit university rather than provide the students with plausible coursework. In both cases, he denied culpability even though he signed a consent decree not to repeat the same scams in the future.

But what about the things that this ‘man of the people’ claims to have done? There's no evidence that he ever had an interview for a real job, that he ever had to punch a time clock, or sit through a performance review. He's a real estate mogul who's never designed a building or hammered a nail (but he may have laundered money for the Russian mob). A golf resort magnate who never laid out a course or put down a single piece of sod (but he is known to cheat when he plays). This so-called genius claims to hold a business degree, but there isn’t any proof that he actually received one. There's no proof because he filed a legal injunction to prevent Wharton University from releasing his records. We can reasonably speculate that his grades were embarrassing, and that his transcript would show that he was a DEI graduate.

This same presidential fraud who rants about being treated so unfairly began as a DEI hire at the Trump Organization. And he relied entirely on his father’s reputation to jump-start his business career. He was gifted millions of dollars of seed money from daddy rather than earning it. His father also provided him with access to real businessmen, pressured bank executives, and co-signed loans on his behalf. His start in business was handed to him on a silver platter, he didn't earn it.

But even with the advantages of wealth and political connections, he managed to lose most of his father's net worth with a string of poor investments and multiple bankruptcies. One of his few personal successes was a stock company, DJT, that lured gullible investors to put their money into literally nothing. They were conned into investing in a dishonest man rather than a business. DJT never offered any products or services and never showed a profit. But the inevitable bankruptcy netted huge profits for its CEO, Donald J. Trump. In addition to taking millions in salary, Trump sold his own over-mortgaged properties to DJT at inflated prices. The paper shuffle left investors with ten cents on their dollar, DJT ceased to exist as a corporate entity, and Trump received hundreds of millions of dollars without earning it.

The supposedly spontaneous announcement of Donald Trump's political career was cheered and applauded, but the adoring crowd was mostly made up of hired actors. This startling fact came to light because he tried to stiff them for their work, and the subsequent lawsuit to obtain their wages became public record. The applause for his candidacy wasn't earned. It wasn't even paid for. Eventually, this serial fraud was appointed to the highest office in America by the electoral college. He was elevated over a better qualified candidate who received 5 million more votes. He may have been president, but he certainly didn't earn it.

Now Donald J. Trump is back in office and boasting of a 'huge' mandate from 49% of the voters. But his so-called victory doesn’t pass the smell test. He didn’t actually earn it. It’s my opinion that the 2024 election was rigged. It just isn’t plausible that every swing state went for a guy who was trailing in the polls on election day. And Elon Musk, the computer genius, warned us about the voting machines. He told us that we shouldn’t trust the software. We know that it’s difficult for someone who’s on the spectrum to tell a direct lie. I believe that Elon eased his conscience by giving us his confession that day. And no one is better equipped to hack the machines than a guy who owns a whole constellation of nefarious spy satellites. But how can I suggest election fraud without direct evidence? Because I have common sense! Trump may be back in the White House, but once again he didn’t earn it.

Upon further reflection, maybe America's problems really are the result of DEI: Donald J. Trump, DEI.