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A series of stories involving my family's battle against Foreign movies. |
It was January 7th, 2025, and your bloated ass is still sitting in jail! If those fucking pigs didn't have all those damn DUI checkpoints during New Year's, YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THIS FUCKING SHIT HOLE RIGHT NOW!!! As the rest of the week goes on, you would be eating your bologna sandwiches with a juice box and a piece of fruit, wishing that you were back home with your bitch of a wife, your little shits, all eating a whole bunch of big macs! Things would be going normally until Thursday, January 9th, 2025, and you had a visitor that day! You would go into the visitation room and see that the visitor was your mother...and she did not look happy at all! She would give you a disgruntled look and would stay completely silent for a few moments before she would suddenly bust out crying and pounding on the table in front of her! You would ask what is wrong and she tells you what has been upsetting her...it was your asshole brother Ross...seeing not one, but two Indian films this weekend... Are you fucking kidding? DOES HE NOT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN NEW ORLEANS RECENTLY WHEN ONE OF THEM CRAZY MOTHER FUCKERS DROVE HIS TRUCK DOWN BOURBON STREET AND GUNNED DOWN PEOPLE LEFT AND RIGHT, KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE IN COLD BLOOD?!? AND AFTER ALL OF THAT SHIT AND WHATNOT, HE IS STILL SUPPORTING THESE BASTARDS?!? WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM?!? You and your mother wouldn't be the only ones upset about this...your sister would be as well... As soon as she got the news about your asshole brother Ross going back to the International Movie Theater, she would wait until she was in the shower before grabbing a pair of scissors...and cutting off her own hair! This fucking pissed you off! YOUR SISTER DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE IN THIS MUCH STRESS!!! Before you could continue the tirade with your mother, a jail guard would end your visitation and would walk you back to your cell... The next day, on January 10th, 2025, you would get another visitor. This time, it was your wife, and she was also quite upset! Apparently, one of your cousins was just recently thrown into the slammer herself after she was caught driving around with fake plates after picking her kids up from school... (Warning: the following media contains actual children getting distraught. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!) This would make your blood boil again... IF THAT BASTARD ROSS HAS JUST STAYED HOME AND QUIT HANGING OUT WITH THE DAMN FOREIGNERS, YOUR MOTHER WOULDN'T BE SO SAD, YOUR SISTER WOULDN'T BE CHOPPING OFF HER OWN HAIR, AND THOSE POOR KIDS WOULDN'T BE TRAUMATIZED!!! Just as your visitation ends again, you would be walking back to your cell, wishing that you were back into the free world where you could beat the living shit out of Ross... |