A Hectic night at the Hockey game!

A Hectic Night at the Hockey Game - 12/31/2024 - NYE edition

It was Christmas eve, 2024, and you were not in the mood to celebrate Christmas this year! For starters, you nearly came close to losing power again because the greedy utility companies tacked on those stupid late fees again! Not to mention, That bastard Ross was talking about going back to the International Movie Theater during the Holidays...
And it sure as fuck didn't help that a good chunk of your family are in the hospital right now because of the flu! And to make matters worse, YOU DIDN'T BUY THE KIDS ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS!

Of course, if your wife asks why you didn't buy them anything, you could blame the greedy utility companies again, but truth be told, it's because you didn't feel like buying the little shits anything this year! Thankfully, their other grandmother bought them quite a good number of toys!

On Christmas Day, instead of cooking up Ham and Turkey...you decided to take the lazy way out...ordering up Chinese food...


As you open up a box with beef and broccoli inside, your wife would storm into the kitchen and gives you an evil look!

"Excuse me, what the fuck is this?"
"This is our Christmas dinner honey, now how about you get yourself an egg-roll and..."
"YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE GOING TO COOK ME AND THE KIDS THE HAM AND TURKEY THIS YEAR!!!"
"Yeah well, it slipped my mind, now why don't you try some of this orange chicken and..."
"YOU FUCKING SAID THAT YOU WERE GOING TO COOK THE HAM AND TURKEY THIS YEAR, NOT ORDER UP MORE OF THAT GARBAGE CHINESE FOOD AND..."
"Bitch, just shut up and eat some of this..."

Before you could finish speaking, she would start to throw one pan of fried rice at you after another until you were about a mile down the road from your house!

On December 26th, 2024, you would be up that morning playing some Fortnite, glad that the shitty Holidays is over, and that bastard Ross is planning to see a stupid vampire movie...
As you start up another game, your wife would storm into the room and, once again, gives you an evil look...
"Hey Honey, could you move out of the way? You're blocking my..."
"CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST OVER AND WE HAVEN'T DONE A DAMN THING THAT INVOLVES CHRISTMAS!"
"Well for one, I'm sorry to hear that, and two, we did do something for Christmas and..."
"OH REALLY?!? WHAT DID WE DO?!? BECAUSE I DON'T RECALL A GODDAMN THING!!!"
"When I went to pick up the Chinese on Christmas, they had Santa Claus painted on the window and..."
"THAT DOESN'T COUNT YOU FUCKING MORON! HOW ABOUT THIS, YOU EITHER TAKE ME AND THE KIDS TO SEE THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS TONIGHT OR..."
"Sorry bitch, still not in the mood to celebrate..."
"I WILL FILE A DIVORCE ON YOUR ASS AND TAKE EVERYTHING FROM YOU SO FUCKING FAST THAT YOUR HEAD WILL SPIN!!!

Eventually, you give in to Miss Piggy's threats and take the kids out to see the Christmas lights...
Once again, just like last year, it was extremely miserable because it took you 3 hours drive through the lights, and once again, THERE WAS NO FOOD TRUCK IN SIGHT!!!

Days later, after that miserable trip, on December 30th, 2024, you would get a notification on Facebook. Apparently Ross is going to another hockey game...On New Year's...


Are you fucking kidding? ROSS IS STILL WILLING TO GO TO THE GAMES AFTER ALL THE SHIT THESE BASTARDS HAVE DONE TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY?!? FIRST OF ALL, THEY MADE THE COUNTY FAIR MOVE TO ANOTHER TOWN IN ORDER TO KEEP ALL THE PARKING SPOTS OPEN WHILE YOUR FAMILY HAD TO DRIVE SOME EXTRA MILES AND BURN UP MORE FUEL TO GET TO THE COUNTY FAIR! THEN, THEY WOULD FORCE ALL THE LOCAL PIZZERIAS TO MAKE KEEPING PIZZAS IN SUPPLY AT THE STADIUM TOP PRIORITY TO THE POINT TO WHERE IT WOULD LITERALLY TAKE HOURS BEFORE YOUR PIZZA WOULD ARRIVE AT YOUR HOUSE! AND LASTLY, BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST, THE TIME WHEN THEY GOT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY BANNED FROM SOCIAL MEDIA JUST BECAUSE YOU ALL WANTED TO BLOW SOME STEAM AT THEM ON SOCIAL MEDIA!!!

On December 31st, 2024, you would be on the couch with your wife, who is drinking a can of white claw beer and your kids playing loudly all around you! You couldn't believe that this drunken bitch wouldn't let you buy fireworks and shoot them off your porch this year, but she said it would scare the kids! Sorry Bitch! You would then see the ball drop way over in New York City!


As you see the couple making out on TV, you started to feel your blood boil...this scene reminded you of the times you saw that bastard making out with those FILTHY SKANKS AT THE INTERNATIONAL MOVIE THEATER!!! OH, IT MADE YOU SO MAD! SURE, YOU HAD A WIFE, BUT SHE BARELY DOES ANYTHING WITH YOU ANYMORE OTHER THAN STUFF HER FAT FACE ALONG WITH YOURS!

You then remembered that one of your brothers was hosting a New Year's party at his house and ask if you could go over...and what you find out made you more pissed off!
Apparently, every firework stand in the area have sold out of fireworks! Then, they couldn't boil any crayfish because no seafood restaurant was open! They had to boil some frozen shrimp that tasted like crap! And last, but certainly not least...A BABY HAS BROKEN ONE OF HIS LEGS AFTER FALLING OFF THE LADDERS OF A SLIDE!


Oh that fucking tears it! YOU ARE GOING TO CONFRONT THE BASTARD AT THE HOCKEY GAME TONIGHT!!! You would grab the champagne bottle and down the whole bottle before downing another bottle! Your wife would plead with you to not go out and drive so drunk, but you wouldn't have any of it! After getting into your car, you would leave the driveway in a rush and speed on towards the arena where Ross is watching those beefed up douchebags playing on ice! However, just as you go into city limits, you would run into a DUI checkpoint...
Of course, it wouldn't take officers long to see how drunk you were and quickly put you into the back of their car and take you to the police station...


After you get thrown into a jail cell, you would cry your eyeballs out, wishing that if that bastard had never went to the International Movie Theater, as well as to the goddamn hockey games, YOU WOULDN'T BE SPENDING NEW YEARS IN A GODDAMN JAIL CELL!!!

Days later, during your court proceedings, you would be forced to take some DUI classes...as you sit down in one of these classrooms, you would bitch up a storm while wishing for the worse to happen to Ross!