Odd O'blography

Atheists Hail Trump Victory

Reposted from Real Fake News:

Atheists Hail Trump Victory
         by staff reporter Dee S. Gustin

         “I admit that President Trump's recent legal setbacks gave me pause," confessed prominent disbeliever Ida Noe. "I almost lost doubt. But I know now that I should never have been tempted to believe. Donald J. Trump is proof positive that there is no God. Case closed."
          "I thank Satan," declared MAGA evangelist Franklin Graham. "There is no tangible proof of God's existence, but you get real value when you consign your soul to Hell. The 2024 election is a complete vindication of self-interest, and I expect to do very well for myself in Donald Trump's America. It's time to tear down the wall that separates Church and State. MAGA patriots need a dependable pastor to absolve their sins, and I would be proud to be the first televangelist to hold a cabinet post (hint, hint).
          “What did you all expect,” laughed the Prince of Darkness. "Did you really think that foolish idealism could overcome my beautiful evil? I've invested decades in that orange moron and I'm not letting it go to waste. Together we'll defeat the forces of God, and the reaping will be sweet!"