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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
It was Monday September 30th, 2024, and you are in your camper, still without power! You couldn't believe that those greedy monsters at the electric company are at it again and are forcing your whole family to go without power again! This is just after you have lost your aunt to vile diseases! And now, these bastards want you to empty out your bank accounts in order to make them happy! Throughout the week, you would constantly be on the phone with the electric company, demanding that they bring back power to your homes pronto! However, it would always end the same: They won't lift a finger until bills start getting paid! On Thursday, October 3rd, 2024, you decided to go on social media to bitch about the situation with the electric company! Your sister would also decide to put her 2 cents in on social media as well. However, on Thursday night, you and your wife would get into a bit of a tussle, as the costs of supplies to maintain the camper is getting mighty pricey, and it was probably better to give in to the demons at the electric company than to go bankrupt over some propane tanks... On Friday morning, you made an announcement on Facebook about your decision. After making the announcement, you would cuss up a storm inside of the camper as you realize that you and your wife are now flat broke after paying the bill! On Saturday, October 5th, 2024, you would find out about a new Joker movie coming out! You would then check in on the bastard brother Ross, and see if he is going, but apparently, he is unable to because he is sick with some sort of cold! Serves the bastard right for how he has been treating your family all of these years! Using the last available funds on your credit card, you would purchase tickets to see the new Joker film at the IMAX theater and drive on over there. Holy shit, that movie fucking sucked! Enraged with this, you would storm the management's office and demanded a refund, but unfortunately, because the movie has already played, refunds are not available! You would snap and started assaulting random movie staff before storming outside. As you walk out of the IMAX theater, you would see cops coming towards your way, causing you to panic and slip into a Walgreens! As you get thrown into a jail cell, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: |