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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
It was Monday, September 23rd, 2024, and you have just gotten out of jail! All you was doing was taking a nap on the side of the road, but those pigs had to make it extremely complicated! The week would go by a bit smoothly until Thursday, September 26th, 2024, as your family was planning for a pizza party tomorrow night, you would get wind about Ross watching another horror movie! Are you fucking kidding? Your Aunt has recently passed and he is still watching all of these horror movies?!? The Hell is wrong with him?!? You would start to make plans to go by the Regal Theater to confront the bastard tomorrow! However, when you woke up on the morning of September 27th, 2024, you would get some bad news! Your mother, who was staying in a hotel room again because the electric company still has the power at her house cut off, just to be greedy, was trying to reason with the hotel staff, but they would end up calling the police on her instead! Are you fucking kidding? HOW DARE THEY TREAT AN ELDERLY WOMAN LIKE THIS! Furious with what just happened, you would hop into your wife's car and start to haul it over to the hotel where your mother was staying! However, on the way out there, you would get pulled over by the cops again! Not wanting to comply with their nonsense, you would pretend to comply with them before taking off midway through a traffic stop... As you get hauled off to jail again, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: |