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Unification Spok and Data and a couch?

I am looking at a Star Trek plaque titled "Unification."
It shows a picture of Spok and Data...
And then I see an editorial of Republican VP J. D. Vance.
The VP has a book out where he explains how he had sex with a couch.
I am reminded of hopeful Govenor Neom's book about how she shot a puppy.
Why?

Did Republican VP have sex with a couch?
Why would he dictate this to a ghost writer?
For that matter, why did Govenor Noem dictate that she shot a puppy?
Why?

In "Unification" Spok says to Data, "You never had sex with a couch."
Data replies, "I will if it makes me human."
Spok replies, "It causes chafing."
Spok is attempting to reunite the Romulans with Vulcans.

Why write a book about having sex with a couch?


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