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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
| It was July 8th, 2024, and you are still fuming over the incident at the International Movie Theater! You found out that as a result of the incident, your brother's wife had to get about 29 stitches from the ER room, his youngest daughter needed a new phone, and possibly some therapy for any possible trauma. ALL THIS BECAUSE THAT BASTARD JUST HAD TO GO BACK TO THAT GODFORSAKEN INTERNATIONAL MOVIE THEATER!!! However, that wouldn't be the worse news you would get... Your mother would be very upset on social media, and for very good reason...Ross has once again...slept around with a filthy fucking skank from the International Movie Theater... This would make your blood boil so much that you decided to make some posts on Twitter, some of them being racially insensitive. The next day, on July 9th, 2024, you would be woken up by your phone having weird messages on it from Twitter. However, when you tried to log into your Twitter account, you would get this...  ARE YOU MOTHER FUCKING KIDDING ME?!? THAT FUCKING BITCH FROM THE INTERNATIONAL MOVIE THEATER IS ONCE AGAIN GETTING YOU BANNED FROM SOCIAL MEDIA!!! Furious with this, you would make a video to post on another website. The next day, on July 10th, 2024, you and your family would go to a prayer meeting at the church that night. On the next day, on July 11th, 2024, you would find out that Ross is seeing yet, another horror film!  Are you fucking kidding? PEOPLE IN HOUSTON TEXAS ARE BEING COOKED ALIVE BECAUSE THE POWER WAS TAKEN OUT BY BERYL!!! You would start to plan a confrontation with the bastard! However, things wouldn't go so well tomorrow... The next day, on July 12th, 2024, you would find out that one of your nieces has just been arrested for shoplifting at a Wal-Mart! Are you fucking kidding? HOW DARE THOSE PIGS SLAM YOUR NIECE AROUND LIKE A BAG OF TRASH!!! Furious with this, you and your wife would start to haul it out to where Ross is! However, before you could get far, you would get pulled over by the police for, once again, having bad plates... As you get hauled off to jail again, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: |
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