I'm A Florent Fox, Listen Carefully

Rewrite of Dancing Queen

Ow, you can trip, you can fall

After weaving out of step.

ow, watch the bruises a'bloom,

you are the klutz in the room.

         Your two left feet are graceful not

they slip and slide on ev'ry spot.

They cramp, they moan, they hesitate.

Bawking, stubborn, awkward paired chumps

Prone to heavy, flat-footed thumps.

Surely, I need to warn that guy.

speak up, be upfront, forgo shy.

Armor-toe boots would be best

Proactive wear must.

He expects a charmed dancer.

Woe to this naive chancer.

          15 lines, 88 words

Citadel Task 69 AND The North Remembers Musically Challenged Prompt 17