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H. 2. Your Precious Patent

Your Precious Patent

2. "Your Precious Patent" – We could always use something beneficial once in a while. So why don’t you invent something that could be useful to mankind? Share this marvelous invention with us in a blog entry (or static item). (<1000 words)

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The Cha-ching Money-ma-thing
Tree

          How often have you been approached by a child or significant other wanting something that costs money...a... lot... of money? How often, primarily out of frustration, have you responded, "Oh sure, no prob. The money tree is out back. Help yourself." Then you feel like a creep as you watch that child or significant other slump away with their head hung low, dragging their bottom lip between their feet. You watch them leave your presence quietly, taking only half of the dark, disappointment cloud because they left the other half, called a guilt-trip cloud, to work on you.

          Those gut-wrenching, dark days are over!

         I have invented what I call The Cha-ching Money-ma-thing Tree. It is guaranteed to make your life easier. No more sad faces, dragging lips, and dark, guilt-trip clouds to ruin your day.

         This tree is guaranteed. Guaranteed to grow with minimal watering in any climate, any soil, and any weather. It blooms 365 days out of the year. Its blooms are very unique. As soon as you pick the money off, it immediately grows back and is guaranteed not to die. It is also guaranteed to put you on easy street.

         This little gem comes as a one dollar, five dollar, ten dollar, twenty dollar, and a one hundred dollar tree. You can purchase just one particular currency, one of each, or our new addition, the multi-currency Cha-ching Money ma-thing Tree.

         I personally, have one of each plus the multi-currency.