Down The Rabbit Hole

F. 1. Portmanteau

"Portmanteau"

1. "Portmanteau" – our dear Humpty Dumpty seems to be a connoisseur of this, so research it here - Portmanteau - and then come up with at least ten words of your design. Wow us!


1. Humog - Human + dog
I have three of these. They talk, mess up my bed to their liking, and refuse to eat unless they can hear it scraped off a plate.

2 Humat Human + cat. They fit into the same category. My Jinx tried to steal my ice cream if I am not fast enough.

3. Specmohub Mother Hubbard Special - Definition: What comes together from the cupboards bouncing on a prayer.

4. Elehicle Electric Vehicle - Definition: What we will all be driving when petrol becomes obsolete, and the government can't figure anything better to gouge the Joe citizen with.

5. Neek - Nerd + Geek - Definition: What you become when you have hit rock bottom in the social sector.

6. Grumolen Grumpy Old Men - Definition - The second stage of Shadow Shifting. What people past 50 transform into. (automatically)

7. Moad Mom + Dad - Definition: The first stage of Shadow Shifting when you have evolved into both Mom and Dad to a bunch of wormettes. Before the age of 50.

8. Goractive Gorgeous + Attractive

9. Arrheamo Diarrhea + Mouth - Definition: Actually this is medical term. It is given to people who cannot shut up long enough to take a deep breath. Their technical diagnosis is Diarrhea of the Mouth or arrheamo for short.

10. Umumgo Yum...yum...good - I use this with the thought of hamburgers.