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#1063059 added January 27, 2024 at 7:00pm
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Otis and Floyd are moral.





I was riding home from work today.
I couldn't get a signal from my radio.
Just static... at 96.7 am.
It was very strange, then Otis and Floyd burst on.

I never had heard of them.
Otis had a caller, "I was in line with other customers."
Great more retail just what I don't need.
"These girls came past us with a shopping cart of alcohol."

Oh, Lord. Another shoplifting.
"They said, 'Your f-ing losers! Just take the sh-t you want!'"
They do not shoplift on my watch.
The police will be called, and charges of shoplifting will be filed.

Is that clear?
Otis and Floyd gave a sermon on morality.
That is nice, but that alcohol costs the store money.
I recall an electronics manager who tackled a woman with a backpack full of baby formula.
I told him to wait for the car license plate.

He didn't.
He tackled her in the store.
She complained that she was going to buy the formular.
She got off...


Just my opinion.


Bob Country


PS. Buy what you take!
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