Is Prince Andrew a Pedophile?

Yoga pants and athletic women!

I've had a stroke...
That slows me down.
Today I remembered to buy bananas!
Oh my God, there were gorgeous women all over the grocery store!

I was limping into the grocery store when an athletic woman passed me.
She was wearing running shorts and an athletic sweatshirt.
I looked at her in a knotty way.

I didn't think she saw me.
But she was directly behind me when I bought my bananas.
I turned to this 20-year-old girl and said, "Your very athletic."

She smiled and thanked me.
Then I turned around and said to the bagger, "I wish I was athletic."
He smiled and told me to move on.

I limped outside and saw Athena in green yoga pants.
She lifted 48 bottled waters from the sidewalk into a white car.
She did this effortlessly and her tushy was firm!

She smiled at me and was driven away.
I limped back to my van and crawled inside and held my head.
Then the girl in jogging shorts walked by with her groceries without a cart.

She smiled at me but couldn't wave because both her hands had four grocery bags.
I just stared...
I wonder if that hurricane is coming this way.


Just my two cents.


Bob Country