Woman and the feminine mystic.

BARBIE and Whoopie Goldberg...

Why should I care?

It is strange how my sisters like to mutilate BARBIE.
Her head was removed. She was set on fire...
She was stripped and plunged into the toilet...
My sisters loved and bought accessories to BARBIE.

Whoopie Goldberg's name is more interesting to me.
Did she think changing her name would make her Jewish?
It did get her more cat calls...
I don't care.

I liked blowing up Star Trek Mego action figures.
I also liked GI Joes with parachutes.
Sometimes I would parachute my GI Joes on bikini bathing baby sisters next door.
Those Star Trek dolls are valuable, but not as valuable as BARBIE.

Just my two cents for the ferryman.
Or should I say BARBIE?


Bob County


PS: Does the cover of Greg Gutfeld's book
look like Chev Chase' National Lampoon's DVD cover Vacation?