That is perfectly normal... Maybe.

If I was a secret agent...PST I'm not.

There is a belief that I am a secret agent...
PST I am not... But I would love to have all the babes that OO7 has!
God why doesn't a single babe come onto me?

Okay I am a little old and lumpy...
And I did have a stoke and I walk with a limp.
Nevertheless, I am smart sort of...

I used to pick up hitchhikers in Maine.
Then there were reports of car jackers.
It made me nervous about hitchhikers.

The last hitchhiker I picked up was an attractive young woman.
I thought she was very attractive to be walking alone at night in the rain.
So, I picked her up in my Ford Ranger.

It was a long Maine road and she asked me to stop at an ATM.
She asked that I stop a few feet back from the ATM and she withdrew several twenties.
She then asked to be dropped off at the 7 11 down the road.

I asked her why she had been on the side of the road.
She told me nonchalantly, that her date had dumped her there.
I gave her the truck blanket to wipe off and warm up.

When I dropped her off she gave me a kiss on the right cheek and twenty dollars.
Then she made a call from the payphone.
There were no cell phones then and I drove home.

Was she a hooker?
Did I have a chance with her?
A secret agent man would know, but I didn't.

I actually received mail asking me if I was a secret agent man.
If I was, why would I tell them?
PST I am not...


Bob County