The river cruise along the Styx River Sam Adams woke up dead Found himself on a river cruise Along the river Styx Heading towards the gate of Hades A voyage of the damned waiting for the judgment date The boat docked He got off, found himself In a lonely forest On highway 666 The highway to hell Paved with good intentions Thinking of things That sounded good At the time He was soon surrounded Surrounded by deceitful faces he heard the angry voices Of his many foes and enemies Soon the faces took shape In the darkness, he saw them Raising arms against him releasing volleys of poisoned arrows The creatures from his worst nightmares -Apes, aliens, banshees, bats, Bigfoot, boogeymen, centaurs, Cerebus, Cheetahs, Cthulu, crows, coyotes, dragons, demons, devils, dwarfs, Goblins, Ghouls, Ghosts, Giants, Gorillas, Hell hounds, big game hunters, holocausts, Imps, naked incubi, Leprechauns, lions, ravens, Martians, monsters, orcs, bewitching beautiful yet deadly Sirens, Satyrs, snakes, serpents, snowmen, tigers, werewolves, wolves, witches, warlocks, wraiths, Wild things, yeti, and zombies -led by a half-centaur, half-pig monster with two heads – Putin and Trump…. Began chasing him down the dark forest path barking, growling, screeching, screaming, "Sam Adams Must Die! Death to Sam Adams" Heading to the gates of hell And an uncertain end to his life. prompt words The words are: deceitful faces voice foe arms release uncertain end |