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DAY 4 PROMPT

The last few days of this month are dragging like taking a dog with no legs for a walk.

Coming up with blog prompts is getting tough as eating plastic fruit salad.

Today it was as cold as an ice cube in a snowball shoved up a snowman's ass.

No! You can't write that here, Andre. Bad monkey! Bad!

Sorry about that. Having a drunken blog monkey helping write is about as helpful as a headache.

Today's blog prompt strives to inspire you to write *analogies throughout your blog entry.
Try to write at least three. Try to keep them decent, don't be an Andre!

Select a part or parts from any of your previous three entries in this challenge then, in today's entry, provide a bit more information or details and try to slip in a few analogies.

Make sure to visit the other challenger's blogs to read and comment on their analogies. I may use some of the analogies from this prompt in a follow-up prompt.

I hope this is as much fun as blind fly swatter tag. (naked) ANDRE!!!

Good luck!

*Analogy
[ uh-nal-uh-jee ]a similarity between like features of two things, on which a comparison may be based:
the analogy between the heart and a pump.


This prompt is as hard as a snowcone before the shave. That doesn't quite work...
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This entry is like a charred pizza, dark and inedible.