Political Poems and Songs of Protest

Donny Got Recruited by a Russian

         Donny Got Recruited by a Russian
         (to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer)

         Donny got recruited by a Russian,
         entangled in a web he helped to weave.
         Now he can shout out NO COLLUSION,
         but as for me and Robert, we believe.

         He’d been taking on a huge debt,
         and he begged the banks for more.
         But they refused to back him,
         so he turned to comrade Vlad to make a score.
         Now he owes them so much money,
         that he can never pay it back.
         So he’ll have to be a puppet,
         with Mr. Putin’s hand stuffed up his crack.

         Donny got recruited by a Russian,
         entangled in a web he helped to weave.
         Now he can shout out NO COLLUSION,
         But as for me and Robert, we believe.

         Now we're all ashamed of Donny,
         he's not taking this so well.
         See him in there watching Fox News,
         chasing burgers down with Coke and raising hell.
         Mueller’s probe just keeps on grinding;
         will the White House wall be breached?
         And we just can't help but wonder,
         should we ask him to resign
         or be impeached? (Be impeached!)

         Donny got recruited by a Russian,
         entangled in a web he helped to weave.
         Now he can shout out NO COLLUSION,
         but as for me and Robert, we believe.

         Now the facts are on the table,
         and his goose is nearly cooked.
         Soon we’ll see him in the jumpsuit,
         that will match the orange tone of his new look.
         And it’s time to warn the voters,
         to put the country on alert.
         We should never give the White House,
         to a pussy grabbing jerk who tweets out dirt.

         Donny got recruited by a Russian,
         entangled in a web he helped to weave.
         Now he can shout out NO COLLUSION,
         but as for me and Robert, we believe.

         Terrence G. Fisher 2018


Author's note: ▼

This is a song lyric set to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Elmo & Patsy.

Hear the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw