Random Ramblings

Dark Humor Is Like Food, Not Everyone Gets It

30 Day Blog Challenge Numero 23: In your blog today, tell us your favorite joke. It can be long, short, it does not matter. What makes this particular joke your favorite one? C'mon, show us your sense of humor!


While I don't have a favorite joke, the humor that tickles my dark funny bone is definitely the morbid variety. Here's a few zingers that make me giggle.

“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.” – Steven Wright

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

Priest: “Do you have any last requests?”
Murderer sitting in the electric chair: “Yes. Can you please hold my hand?”

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

You know, I'm not entirely sure why I have this warped sense of amusement. Guess it comes from my demented sensibilities? Ah well. Hope you found something in here to chuckle at. :)