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*Today is World Happy Husband Day.* Let us keep *2 minutes silence* and read some quotes of great personalities. *First quote* After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. – *Al Gore* By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – *Socrates* Wife inspires us to great things and prevent us from achieving them. – *Mike Tyson* I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. – *Bill Clinton* There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage. – *Michael Jordan* A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. – *Barack Obama* When you are in love, wonders happen. But once you get married, you wonder, what happened. - *Steve Jobs* And the best one is… Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deer. - *Brad Pitt* *World Happy Husband Day !!* 💐😀🎉😇🎊😅 *Laughter Therapy* 😂😁😜🤣 While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, "I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life". Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"???? Nooo.... because women don't tell lies! 😀😜 -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- A small argument between a couple turns violent. Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out! Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse?? -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable. If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy. -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband… “Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life… -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body. -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day! Dad: What role are you playing? Son: A husband! Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues! -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”. Man inside: “i am talking to my wife!” -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.” -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor! -x-x-x-x-x-x-x- Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes….. She hugged him immediately. ----- 😝😂🤣😜 laughter works like medicine! ✌✌✌✌ |