She is the balance of nature.

To Boldly Go Nowhere...zzz

"To boldly go." Captain Mildew paused and checked her fans on FaceBook.
"When signed up for Spaceforce, I expected to go into outer space."
Enson Bottums yawned and tapped on his keyboard.
"It's a cushy job. We can travel anywhere with the push of a button.
And we don't have to leave our home." Enson Bottums remarked.
Captain Mildew massaged his bald head with a handheld vibrator.

"Some computer geek figured out to do remote viewing with his computer."
Enson Bottums sipped his Coca~Cola..
"Yeah, but is this space exploration?" Captain Mildew's voice vibrated.
"You're using that strap-on vibrator again?" Enson Bottums laughed.
"It passes the time.. Hey! They're some aliens looking back at me."
Captain Mildew excitedly flipped on the universal greeting CD.

"Got it! I see them!" Enson Buttums notified NASA.
The aliens sipped some Coca~Cola and waved and then the screen was blue.
"Coca~Cola?" Enson Buttums queried, "Are we being punked?"
Captain Mildew did a trace, "Looks legit."
"They must be visiting and got some soda." Captain Mildew surmised.
He reclined his lazy boy and adjusted the strap on his hand vibrator.

And so it goes...

Muzzy Zzzzzz