As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book |
A) FUNNY BOOK TITLES....... 1. My Golden Wedding - by Annie Versary 2. The Insurmountable Problem - by Major Setback 3. A Load of Old Rubbish - by Stefan Nonsense 4. Tape Recording for Beginners - by Cass Ette 5. Making the Most of Life - by Maxie Mumm 6. Making the Least of Life - by Minnie Mumm 7. When Shall We Meet Again ? - by Miles Apart 8. The Artic Ocean - by I.C. Waters B) SOME TONGUE TWISTERS....To be repeated AT LEAST 5 Times 1. " Slick silk. Slick silk. Slick silk. 2. " Strange strategic statistics.Strange strategic statistics. 3. " Seth's sharp spacesuit shrank. 4. " Surely the sun shall shine soon. C) SOME SCHOOL JOKES.... 1. " Teacher: How many books have you read in your lifetime? Ramesh : I don't know. I'm not dead yet. 2. " If you don't know what the word " Dictionary " means, where would you look it up? 3. " Our school librarian is very strict. She'll send you to the principal's office for thinking too loudly.... 4. " My teacher told us that books are man's best friend, so my dog Bit him." 5. Q - " Which mythological character carried the maps? - A. " Atlas " Told You it was " PRUDISH "..... |