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Subject: Your Profile?! To: AlfieThePetGoat@lbd.net From: ShatteredAmongTheStars@alloy.net WTF is up with your profile? Taken but looking?! You're such an asshole. Why both dating a guy if he's just going to break up with you for the next hott ass in line? Subject: Re: Your Profile?! To: ShatteredAmongTheStars@alloy.net From: AlfieThePetGoat@lbd.net Babe, that was Dan. He was over last night when I was making it. I didn't have enough time to change it. Sorry, I definitely don't feel that way. Please stop bitching @ me. Chris Subject: Re:Re:Your Profile?! To: AlfieThePetGoat@lbd.net From: ShatteredAmongTheStars@alloy.net It's ok. I overreacted. I care about you so much, and after seeing Jane all over you at school today, and then the profile, I flipped. She really pisses me off. What kind of a slut walks up to a guy and says, "I'm cold, and it's proven that it always warm in a guy's pants. Wanna warm me up?" That's so friggin' evil. And no wonder she's cold, with her plaid miniskirt and practically see-through tanktop. It's like, almost November. What the hell? God. Sorry, ranting to the wrong person. Sometimes I just get really worried that :AlfieThePetGoat logged on: AlfieThePetGoat: Hey babe, get my email/ AlfieThePetGoat: ?* ShatteredAmongTheStars: Yeah, I'm emailing you back right now. Kind of ranting over that slutty Jane Gregowski. AlfieThePetGoat: Jane? Eh, shes hott. Thats about it. Wayyy 2 ditzy ShatteredAmongTheStars: No SHIT!? You just realized? AlfieThePetGoat: lol AlfieThePetGoat: brb ShatteredAmongTheStars: ok Automatic Response From AlfieThePetGoat: Hey u sexy beasts u, I'm chillin (lyke Chingy) downsturs, get thur, and be scurred. Lol, taking a dump. brb :CrimsonTydesVV logged on: CrimsonTydesVV: Hey gurl, what's up? ShatteredAmongTheStars: Nothing much, talking to Chris, writing emails, and surfing the endless expanse called the internet. CrimsonTydesVV: lolol that's hot ShatteredAmongTheStars: You? CrimsonTydesVV: talkin 2 ur hottie, my hottie, and updating my livejournal. ShatteredAmongTheStars: Sounds like fun. You never told me your livejournal name. CrimsonTydesVV: lol, mayB i never will :JNESXYERTHNU logged on: :AlfieThePetGoat returned: ShatteredAmongTheStars: Oh you're hysterical. Ew, Jane's on. CrimsonTydesVV: Shes ok when not around guyz ShatteredAmongTheStars: Only then. CrimsonTydesVV: lol, yeah she was braggin bout Chris earlier CrimsonTydesVV: sayin how hott he was and how much he really did like her and not that bitchy liar named Rachael ShatteredAmongTheStars: Okay, I hate her even more now. CrimsonTydesVV: lol, g2g ShatteredAmongTheStars: Sure, talk to you later CrimsonTydesVV: ttyl, lylas, nite! :CrimsonTydes logged off: AlfieThePetGoat: Sry, I ended up gettin on my other sn. Fixin the profile on tht 1 2 ShatteredAmongTheStars: Okay, that's fine. Were you talking to Melissa? AlfieThePetGoat: Yeh, she IMed me. ShatteredAmongTheStars: Ok, thought so. AlfieThePetGoat: God, jane's bombarding me w/ ims. I g2 get off or the net will crash. ShatteredAmongTheStars: hahaha ok. Love you AlfieThePetGoat: Luvu2. ShatteredAmongTheStars: night baby Automatic Response from AlfieThePetGoat: JNESXYERTHNU: U know, sumtimes jst the thought of u makes me horny AlfieThePetGoat: Sumtimes the thought of me makes me horny 2 JNESXYERTHNU: lol you're sexy :P ShatteredAmongTheStars: No SHIT!? You just realized? lol meshing of ims SLEEP TIME :JNESXYERTHNU logged off: :DANtheMAN logged on: ShatteredAmongTheStars: Hey DANtheMAN: hey bitch ShatteredAmongTheStars: harhar you're hysterical. What's up Mr. Taken-but-looking? DANtheMAN: nm Miss. Bitchy-Ass-Paranoid-Chick ShatteredAmongTheStars: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhaa i'm rolling on the floor. Really. Swear. DANtheMAN: You're hott. ShatteredAmongTheStars: Thanks. DANtheMAN: any time. I'm horny. ShatteredAmongTheStars: Lovely, thanks for sharing. DANtheMAN: so horny, i think i'll go watch porn with Chris. ShatteredAmongTheStars: Ew, TMI my friend, T.M.I. DANtheMAN: :D hott chicks turn me on. ShatteredAmongTheStars: Okay, now that I'm officially creeped out, I'm gonna finish my email and go to bed. DANtheMAN: Okay hott woman. ShatteredAmongTheStars: Yeah. Steamy. Night! DANtheMAN: Now you're catching on. Cya SEXY W0-MAN. ShatteredAmongTheStars: You're going to be a perverted molester priest when you grow up. DANtheMAN: I know. Already got the resume. ShatteredAmongTheStars: Hahahaha :Subject: Re:Re Your Profile?! has been stored in your send later folder: :ShatteredAmongTheStars logged off: |