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My family goes berserk again while I'm at the racetrack! |
| It was Sunday, April 20th, 2025, and you and your family are once again back in a damn hotel! Your family is going to have to stay here for about a month because the lazy fucks at the electric company won't turn on power because the area is "flooded" and it was too dangerous for them to cut power back on. Fucking morons, HAVEN'T THESE ELECTRICIANS HEARD OF A THING CALLED A FUCKING BOAT?!? JUST USE A BOAT TO GO OUT THERE AND FIX THE POWER DAMMIT!!! On Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025, you would get news that Ross is going somewhere new this weekend...he is heading back to a newly opened racetrack! Are you fucking kidding? FIRST, HE BLOWS MONEY ON STUPID FOREIGN FILMS WHILE HANGING OUT WITH TERRORISTS AND LIVING WITH AN ASSHOLE ROOMMATE, THEN HE BLOWS MONEY WATCHING BEEFED UP DOUCHE-BAGS SKATE AROUND ON ICE, AND NOW HE IS BLOWING MONEY TO WATCH SOME PRICKS RACE AROUND ON A RACETRACK?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM?!? WHY CAN'T HE GODDAMN SPEND MONEY ON HIS OWN FAMILY?!? THE FAMILY NEEDS THAT GODDAMN MONEY MORE THAN ANY OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLES!!! You would spend the next two days raging about this until Friday, April 25th, 2025, you would get some horrible news that evening! Apparently, your mother and sister were staying at another hotel when suddenly, the staff started giving them a hard time for no reason whatsoever! As the two get into one argument after another with the hotel staff, cops would be quickly called to come out there! This would cause you to go into a flying rage and begin wrecking up the hotel room! When your wife comes in and tries to calm you down, you would attack her, along with your kids! All the commotion would cause some people to get concerned and call the police. Even though you are butt naked, you still decided to answer the door for the cops while telling your family to stay back and away from the door! (Warning: the following media contains graphic content that may disturb some viewers,VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!) As you get chucked into a jail cell, wearing nothing more than some baggy jogging pants, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: |
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