A Recipe of My Day

A Recipe of My Day
Ingredients: 2cups of excitement, 3 Tb. of creativity, 1/2 cup of youth, 2 li. of love, a few dozen smiles, 1/2 cup sympathy, a pinch of exhaustion, a handful of heartache, 1/4 cup of guilt,
1/8 tsp. of annoyance, 2 1/4 of maternal instinct, a dash of stupidity, 2 Tb. of regret, a pinch of disappointment, 1 1/2 tsp. laziness, and 1/4 cup of respect.
Instructions: Beat excitment, creativity, youth, maternal instinct, love, and smiles until fluffy in medium-sized bowl. Slowly stir in sympathy and exhaustion. In a seperate bowl, Finely dice heartache and sift in with guilt, annoyance, and flattery. Put in blender until well-mixed, then sprinkle in regret. Combine the two mixtures. Pour in stupidity. Spread evenly in a 9x13 pan. Pour laziness over the dish and sprinkle a mixture of disappointment and respect. Bake at 350 degrees then allow to chill for 10-15 minutes.
Eat and Enjoy!