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NOVA FABULA COMMUNIST MANIFESTO VERSE 1


CGHAPTER 1: THE MUSLIMS SUCCEED
Back IN MY DAY, WHEN TIMES WERE SIMPLE. WE USED TO PASS THE TIME BY REBELLING AGAINST THE RULES IMPOSEDOJN US BY SOCIETY. ON NOVEMBER 13TH, TWELVE JAPANESE HIGH SCHOOLS GIRLS WERE MURDERED BY THE PYONGYANG POLTERGEIST, SOVIET AUTHORITIES RUSHED TO RUSH TO CATCH THIS VILE PREDATOR, HOWEVER THEY WERE NO MATCH FOR THIS SO CALLED GOD.
ALSO. IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE ASIAN IS WHAT THE PYONGYANG POLTERGEIST CALLEDOUT TO THE SOVIET PATRIOTS. WITH VIGOUR AND FEROCITY THEY FIRED ON THE VILLAIN WHO SKILLFULLY PASSED BY ANY ATTACKS.
BACK IN 1842 WHEN SLAVERY WAS IN IT'S PRIME. THAT WAS THE LAST GOOD CENTURY THE PYONGYANG POLTERGEIST TOLD TO THE SOVIETS. THEY BASHED HIS TEETH IN WITH A HAMMER AND SLAHED AT HIM WITH SICK;LES. HE DIED LOL.
CHAPTER 2: VENGEANCE
IT WAS SAID BY KING CHARLES II THAT HE WAS BETTER THAN US. WE ROSE UP ANMD BROKE HIS RIBS. HOWEVER, HE WAS A VEGAN SO IT DIDN'T BOTHER HIM. THIS WAS OUR FIRST MISTAKE. TRAPS ARE WOMEN AND YOU SHOULD RESPECT THEM, WE TOLD HIM, HE INSTANTLY COMMITED SELF IMMOLATION. IGNORE THE BOLD TEXT, WE WERE HACKED.
CHAPTER 3: THE MELANCHOLY OF ARAKAWA ARISU
OUR PRECIOUS TEXT IS BEING WRONGLY EDITED BY THE VILLAIN JUEKOBU MIKOKOU. HOWEVER, KUNTRADU SAN SHOULD BE PURGED FROM THIS WORLD FOR HIS BLATANT RETARDATION. IT'S CALLED A COGNITIVE DISABILITY, BAKA. ARAKAWA ARISU IS A GIRL WHO HATES HERSELF, WEARE ALL ARAKAWA ARISU INSIDE
CHAPTER 4: WHAT I DO WHEN YOU NOT HOME
IT WAS ONCE SAID "SWEET ARE THE FRUITS OF ONE'S OWN LABOUR", WHOEVER HAS SAID THIS HAS CLEARLY NIOT WATCHED THE UNITEDSTATIAN MASTERPIECE THE BIG BANG THEORY. IN SEASON 1 EPISODE 13. SHELDON SAID "WHO AMITO JUDGE MAN WHEN MAN DOTH NOT JUDGE'TH ME. MEN ARE DISGUSTING SELFISH PIGS (APART FROM THE JACOB) THEY WILL BE ERADIACATED WHEN THE CULTURAL REVOLUTION TURNSA ITS UNWHOLESOME HEAD .
CHAPTER 5: HERE'S TO YOU
THE HUMAN RESOURCE CENTRE IN WALES HOUSES THE FINEST OF MANKIND. HOWEVER, ACCORDING TO KARL "THE PRODIGY" MARX,IT IS HIGHLT PROBABLE THAT ALL EGGS WILL BE CRACKED BY THE UNHOLT TENTACLES OPF THE THE SHINJUKE WARD IN THE SACRED TOKYO METROPLOIS
CHAPTER 6: INSPIRED, NO, DEBASED
SAEKO SANO IS THE THE PERSON WHO DID NOTHING AT ALL IN SCHOOL WHEN ASKED BY THE MOTHER OF ONE JACOB "THE ROCK" MIKOKU. KANNA, A LOLI, BUT AT THE SAME DEEMED AN IMMORTAL BEING, THIS IS SYMBOLLIC, KANNA REPRESENTS OUR LEGACY THAT IS TO BE LEFT AND FORGOTTEN. OUR LEGACY HOWEVER IS A ROTTEN BEING, FOR THE HUMAN BEING CAN ONLY LIVE TO PASS ON THEIR MEMETIC. THIS WAS FIRST BROUGT TO OUR ATTENTION BY VON NEUMANN, AN ELDERLY COMPUTER SCIENTIST RESPONSIBLE FOR THE TRAGEDY WHICH CAUSED THE MELANCHOLY ARAKAWA ARISU
CHAPTER 6: WHO CAN WE TRULY WORSHIP
THE ANSWER TO THIS CENTURY OLD QUESTION IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR NAGATO YUKI. ANYONE WHO FAILS TO DO SOWILL MEET A MOST UNPLEASANT FATE. HOWEVER, DUE TO THE UNFORSEEN CIRCUMSTANCES IN THE BOMBING OF THE PEARL HARBOUR, WE WILL ALSO ACCEPT DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON.
CHAPTER 7: A MOST HUMBLE REVENGE
"SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE, WHOOOOOOO?!"-KOJIMA HIDEO
THIS QUOTE IS CENTRAL TO THE PHILOSOPHY OF ALBERT EINSTEIN, THE WRITER AND DIRECTOR OF THE UNITEDSTATIIOAN ANIMATED SERIES THE BIG BANG THEORY. THIS SERIES CONTEMPLATES ON THE EXISTENCE OF THE HUMAN BEING IN THE MODERN DIGITAL AGE, THIS KEYBOARDIS A INTERFACE OF BATTLE ITSELF.HOWEVER, IN THE PHILISOPHICAL MASTERPIECE CRABS QUARREL.
CHAPTER 8: THE GERMAN INVASION OF FRANCE
HOWEVER,BY THE WAY, SHUNJI IWAI IS A MASTERFULL DIRECTOR AND WRITER. HOWEVER,IN CONTRAST JACOB "NOT THE ROCK" BROWN IS NOT ACCOMPLISHING ANYTHING BY DOING HARD WORK AND REVISING THE TOPIC OF COMPUTER "THE ROCK" SCIENCE.
CHAPTER 9: JOSH
HOWEVER, WHAT A TERRIBLE NORMIE HE IS. A FINE HUMAN BEING, FIT TO EXIST IN MAINSTREAM SOCIETY BUT HAS AWFUL TASTE IN ART.
CHAPTER 10: IT ENDS, BUT AT WHAT COST?
MEN ARE BAD. TRANS MEN ARE GOOD THOUGH.

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