Let's talk Turkey!

I know you deserve the honor so much more than I do!

Oh I'm not sure it seems out of the ordinary

Once a year they take all of us to a High end spa get away. Hot Tubs lots of veggies, even a special bed designed just for our comfort. Though I do not believe that I deserve this honor. Not after all the eggs you have laid!

Well, I have laid a lot of eggs this year. I have not even pecked the farmer or his wife when they come and shoe me off of my nest with their cold hands.

See - You deserve the honor of thanksgiving so much more than I do!
Honestly.

I'm confused though, If all this is true how come we never see the same Turkey after thanksgiving? I think you're a jive turkey!