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Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Comedy · #1600854
A piece that took 3 years to write as i was bored during university...
WHY, WHY OH WHY?

WHY DOES THE COCONUT SHY?

WHY DOES THE CLOUD IN THE SKY?

WHY DOES THE QUIVERING THIGH?

WHY DOES THE CRUST ON THE PIE?

WHY DOES THE ELBOW SO DRY?

WHY DOES THE POOR MAN GET BY?

WHY DOES THE AIR BALLOON FLY?

WHY DOES THE NORTHERNER SAY AYE?

WHY DOES THE HAND WAVE GOODBYE?

WHY DOES THE SAD MAN HE CRY?

WHY DOES THE HAIR BLEACH AND DYE?

WHY DOES THE PLANE SOUR SO HIGH?

WHY DOES THE CONMAN HE LIE?

WHY DOES THE T.DURDEN USE LYE?

WHY DOES THE WHISKY AND RYE?

WHY DOES THE BUSINESSMAN WEAR TIE?

WHY DOES THE BABY GRAB N SAY MY?

WHY DOES THE BONFIRE NIGHT GUY?

WHY DOES THE CHRIST CRUCIFY?

WHY DOES THE STEALING MAGPIE?

WHY DOES THE 7TH MONTH JULY?

WHY DOES THE ROBOT COMPLY?

WHY DOES THE EGG MULTIPLY?

WHY DOES THE INTERROGATOR IMPLY?

WHY DOES THE WRONG RECTIFY?

WHY DOES THE GLASS MAGNIFY?

WHY DOES THE MAGIC MYSTIFY?

WHY DOES THE GUILTY DENY?

WHY DOES THE YOUNG AND THE SPRY?

WHY DOES THE BANGKOK IN THAI?

WHY DOES THE BACON FRY?

WHY DOES THE ATHALON-TRI?

WAY DOES THE ALI.G SAY ITE?

WHY DOES THE VOYEUR PRY?

WHY DOES THE FAILURE RETRY?

WHY DOES THE DAY END IN NIGH?

WHY DOES THE DUMMY PACIFY?

WHY DOES THE BRICK FORTIFY?

WHY DOES THE COURT OF LAW TRY?

WHY DOES THE DEMAND AND SUPPLY?

WHY DOES THE MASS QUANTIFY?

WHY DOES THE 99.9% NEED NOT APPLY?

WHY DOES THE BORN BLIND HAVE EYE?

WHY DOES THE SUMMERY SIMPLIFY?

WHY DOES THE DART BOARD BULLSEYE?

WHY DOES THE TIERED WOOD NAMED PLY?

WHY DOES THE POOR CONSUMER BUY?

WHY DOES THE BORED PERSON SIGH?

WHY DOES THE SLANG GREETING HI?

WHY DOES THE PLEASURABLE SATISFY?

WHY DOES THE JEALOUS WIFE SPY?

WHY DOES THE FAECES AND THE FLY?

WHY DOES THE STRENGTH IN POPEYE?

WHY DOES THE PIG IN THE STY?

WHY DOES THE BOYBAND MCFLY?

WHY DOES WE ALL HAVE TO DIE?
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