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Interview with Legerdemain

1. It has been raining every day for three weeks. Just when you think the storm will never pass, you hear that tomorrow’s forecast calls for sunshine! Luckily, tomorrow happens to be your day off, and you have the entire day to do whatever you want. What do you do?

Wring out the stuff I left on the line before the rain started. LOL And go have a picnic in the park.



2. If you could go to dinner with any fictional character, literary or non-literary, who would you ask and where would you take them?

Wile E. Coyote, we'd have a talk about a hostile takeover at the ACME factory and improve the situation over there.



3. You enter a hallway in a long abandoned mental hospital. This hallway is lined with doors that are closed and locked. One door is slightly ajar. Do you peek in or keep going?

Uh, yeah, I'm a peeker.



4. Imagine that you are a vegetable, and you have the choice to be served either cooked or raw. Which would you choose and why?

I'd need a good grilling first or some poor cannibal would have a coronary.



5. If you were a stand-up comedian being heckled by an audience member in the middle of your act, what would you do?

Life is one big heckler, isn't it? I'd just laugh and keep moving along.

Interview with kiyasama

1. It has been raining every day for three weeks. Just when you think the storm will never pass, you hear that tomorrow’s forecast calls for sunshine! Luckily, tomorrow happens to be your day off, and you have the entire day to do whatever you want. What do you do?

Movies. Movies. Movies! As in going to the actual theater...yeah, I know it's still indoors, but I love watching movies. What can I say? *lol*



2. If you could go to dinner with any fictional character, literary or non-literary, who would you ask and where would you take them?

I would ask Mark Twain for dinner. I could use a few of his satirical social commentary and would love to see how or what he could churn up for our world today. I have no doubt if he was still alive, he'd have a lot to say.



3. You enter a hallway in a long abandoned mental hospital. This hallway is lined with doors that are closed and locked. One door is slightly ajar. Do you peek in or keep going?

What would I be doing in an abandoned mental hospital in the first place?! I've seen enough horror movies to know that you don't go sticking your head into a situation that's none of your business in the first place. So I guess my answer would be...run the heck away from there! Wait a sec...unless the door was actually leading out of the building, then I might reconsider.



4. Imagine that you are a vegetable, and you have the choice to be served either cooked or raw. Which would you choose and why?

Raw. Cooking makes me all soft and mushy.



5. If you were a stand-up comedian being heckled by an audience member in the middle of your act, what would you do?

Make the best of the situation. Use the heckler as part of my stand up routine. That should keep him or her quiet, and get the audience on my side.

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