The End is Near

Foreword:
A tale of deciept, love, friendship,and of course betrayal, of everyday life with the strange oddities I live with.

Told as a Fantasy world, with Trolls, Fairies to covey a different perspective, and greatly exaggerated world of the creature's I know.

First begun as an e-mail back home to write about my everyday life to friends that know who I live with. It was changed into fantasty just for a laugh at them and ourselves.

They told me to submit it...i have reluctantly....just for a laugh.



I am preparing for Armagedon. You know the end of the world, not mine but another unhappy bit bots i live with......the story will begin.....
Perhaps with some slight exageration...just for effect)..Now

I choose to start the story today about rather strange fairies. Both completely different from one another, and from two seperate neck of the woods......They met under the most unlikeliest of circumstances on a hot summer day whilst playing with the special group of faires.

The special fairies were a loving bunch, playing around the waterlillies, sitting under a tree, or just merriliy drinking their sparkling fairy juice.

The two strange fairies, had a naughty streak in them, they decided to get together.......in the most devious of ways combining all their evil desires to destroy the world!! and break the heart fo the fairies left behind them!



They set about sneaking around until they had accumulated all the wealth from the good special fairies until they had everything they needed for their journey! Before the good fairies knew what was happening they took off to a land far far away to continue their evil plan.



Bit by bit the naughty fairies reaked havoc on the world in which they lived, plotting and scheming. One of the naughty fairies started to turn very ugly, and it's nose grew longer and longer with being so decietful, it grew scales, and green skin and started to bloat until it turned into a terrible looking Troll! Even it's hair fell out!



The other naughty fairy, for a while looked like it too was going to turn into a troll. There were clear signs of the uglieness coming through, but then one day something happened..........This particular half fairy/troll thing, looked int he mirror and said "Why am i so sad all the time?" I was sad when I got together with the other naughty fairy, who is now a troll...I wanted to destroy the world as i was so sad...but now I only feel sadder?! Oh what am i to do, said the Naughty fairy.


Deep within the naughty fairy, it longed for something else....but could not put his finger on it. He decided that while the troll was creating enough havoc for the two of them he would take time out and think about it, besides the naughty troll was always locked in it's cave, plotting and scheming. He would have all the time it needs.


After a while the evil troll, decided that it didn't like the way the other fairy troll was spending all this time on it's own, and put the foot down.....And it was a big ugly foot, with warts and all!



It bellowed with the most awful noise at naughty fairy/troll, and demanded that it have some little trolls to help it feel more comfortable, and didn't care what type even if he stole it from the wilderness. Evil troll felt very unhappy about being on it's own. It felt so determined to change things, it even tried demanding a worm of commitment around it's bony hand......but alas only made the other fairy/troll feel trapped.



Feeling confused, Fairy 1 went into hiding, it sat under a big mushroom with all the trimmings. It licked off some of its moss around the base and fell into a deep sleep.



Meanwhile evil troll, gruffed and puffed, and gruffed and stomped around. Creating such a scene everyday with all the other creatures from the wilderness. Angry that fairy/troll was always sleeping, it set aout being the worst troll it could ever be! demanding strange things from the other creatures and also spending a lot of time in it's cave. For a while it stayed in its cave, much to the relief of the other creatures.



In the wilderness the air was thick with fog, and the storm was brewing.

Still a fair bit away, the other creatures danced in the sunshins and played and drank happy fairy juice, as it was a special time of the year for them..there were so many creatures that came from far and wide to join in the festivities. It was a happy time for all, but they all could see what was coming on the horizon, and it was not good, it was very dark indeed!



The creatures contined on into the week hours of the morning to make the most of it. Occasional sightings of evil troll could be seen, however they were only brief.



Meanwhile Fairy/troll woke from it's deep sleep, and felt refreshed and clear headed. It decided to act as quickly as possible for it realised it was about to loose the light.



To the creatures surprise the Fairy/troll hopped over to the sunny patch they were playing in and said , can I play too. The creatures, although surprised said sure, they more the merier and ity is great to have you here. Fairy /Troll changed it looks slightly in the sunshine and once again looked more like a fairy. Fairy/troll also had a lot on it's mind and needed to share it with someone other than evil troll.



Fairy/troll drank so much happy juice, it decided now was the time to talk to the creature of his plans, (Which were about to be very different from the evil trolls) However fairy/troll was now a little scared of the evil troll, adn had to do this very carefully!



he grabbed 2 creatures from the wilderness, and asked them for Help!



To be continued.......


Chapter 2


Let me take you back a little in time,

Back in the land of the fairies, the sun streamed through the forest all day. It was a place where fairies were free to roam, and enjoy the fruits of the undergrowth. And that they did, for fairies are known for a little bit of indulgence. It was a also a place of smiles. Fairies have such great smiles that if you were to see one, it would be so contagious that you too would smile.

These were not just any fairies, they were special ferntree fairies, one with a bond so tight they would always be seen together, frolicking, laughing smiling. These special fairies also liked to tease one another, but in the most playful of ways.

Each fairies in the group has their own special traits that seemed to compliment one another.
It alll started from small groups and when they met picked up new fairies along the way...that's the sort of group they were, but they were picky...you must have a special quality that would continue spreading laughter and cheer, and be a little partial to the occasional fairy sauce.
Mostly it was about friendship and acceptance of one another and their special sides......let me tell you about their special sides.

There were 3 fairies born out of the same flower......Bit...Bot.....and Bat! All boys.

BIT.... was a builder fairy....he loved to make things with his hands, he worked so hard you could say he was as busy as an ANT! Some would say he is the more responsible fairy, looking after his other brother fairies, occasionall dipping into the ancient fairy juice, distilled in big vats of old oak barrels the fairies had lying around. At this time of celebrating he could be know to give all the fairies hugs and kisses and tell them that he loves them. Bit speciality was bringing everyone together in love and happiness.

BOT.... was the eldest of the three.....have a love for things electrical...he loves setting things up, the bigger the better..sound could be heard bellowing out from his patch in the sun. Some would say that he is the most fairyiest of fairies for his love of gossip is insatiable.
Bot specialty was he was a great listener.

BAT...the youngest of the three...loves fast speedracer fairy mobiles...especially the 2 wheeler kind. He decided he wanted to move faster that he could fly, and zoom about. Being the youngest of the 2 can sometimes be hard and he wanted to fly out from their shadow as fast as he could...sometimes too fast and would often get into a little bit of trouble. Occasionally he could be found getting into a special weed found in the undergrowth, he was quite partial to that. As were some of the other fairies!! Bat was a cheeky sort, he could be a fiery little fairy, but full of energy to be around, playing games with the other fairies at any chance he gets.

PIT and PAT now they were the funniest fairies of them all. They were brother & sister and some would say they were born with a permanent smile. They loved the stage and entertaining was their specialty. They would laugh so hard that tears would roll down their cheeks, it was so contagious everyone would roll around with laughter until their sides hurt. They too were slighty cheeky, and were once known for playing fire games with one another. They would light small fires and stamp out each others, until one day part of the undergrowth got a little too singed and they stopped that game! They were the instigators in many a fun game, especially water & food fights...all fairies loved that!

KIT....was a tall, slim and with golden flowing long hair, and a skip in her step........always happy ..Always! some would say she almost resembled a butterfly...social butterfly that is. She would flutter about going from one conversation to the other giggling as she went. She had
an ability to make the undergrowth shine. She likes to use PAT as a pillow when she gets tired!

MIT...was also tall, but dark with short jet black hair...He was a sneeky fairy...sneeking about going here and there and quite often without the other fairies knowing. some would say he liked to be on his own and explore, others would say that he made the most terrific smells that he needed to dissapear as to not upset the other fairies. He was a little different from the other fairies as he originally came from another fairy land far far away. He and KIT were often seen frolicking around together in a special way. KIT brought out the best in MIT. Some would say they were meant to be.

NUT...Cheeky little fairy...likes to think she is funny, although occasionally just plain silly. Has a special friendship with KIT & PAT, the three girls giggle constantly and get up to mischief playing trick on the other fairies. Nut has gone through her stages of enjoying the Aged sauce with BOT and the sneeky week in the under growth Most of all just loves being around all the fairies!
Nut first met PIT & PAT whilst playing games, she thought they were the most funniest fairies she had even seen. NUT and Kit went on a little adventure once it last about 3 months, then returned home to sleep for about a month!

DIT....Antoher strange fairy that grew his hair longer and longer until he was tripping on it. He often is seen getting stuck in the willows, yelling for help as his hair is caught. His favourite pastime is hanging out in the swamp! He likes to think he is an acrobat, and enjoys thinking about stunts he can do. Dit also believe his hair is magical and will bring other female fairies from miles around, he was so sonvincing that PIT one day decided to cut off a small piece of his hair in order to see if it works (Oh the silly games fairies play), unfortunately not only did it not work, but DIT awoke and chased PIT around like crazy, after a short time in the swamp, he forgave PIT.

IT... Anther longe haired beauty brown, and tall (Actually all fairies are beautiful in their own right) was on the moss scene. She loved all thing Retro, old and worn. she would pick up all little beauties lying on the edge of the pond that had been discarded, bit andpieces. she also had a great desire to talk, talk and talk. She would often do so until the wee hours of the morning, and once everyone had gone to sleep would talk herself to sleep. There was never a silence in the undergrowth when IT was around.

Well there are certainly more fairies to talk about, but these would be the main ones.

The fairies are free to go off on adventures and come back as they please. Quite a few of them did, occasionally picking up new fairies and bringing them back to the group.

NUT decided to try her luck and go off on adventures, where she met a fantastic fairy just like her, she moved to a land far away but vowed to be back for good old fairy times once again....perhaps with little fairies!

Bat too went off on an adventure and come back quite regularly!

YIT decided that he needed to see the whole world, and set off on his merry way. (Oh yeah forgot to talk about YIT but that would take another page and I am sure you just want me to get on with the story...don't you

MIT and KIt were shared quite special things and went on an adventure together to the land far away! They returned back to the group as happy as could be.

Until one day MIT longed for adventures again, and KIT could not bear to leave her beloved group and family flowers! So sad...all the fairies cried.... they said goodbye and MIT was off.

Only to return a while later........MIT bounced back on the scene to find some new faires playing in the moss and his beloved KIT was now creating happiness with BAT as they had grown very close as the time had passed while MIT was away. MIT played for a while with his favourite faires and then decided that he should leave and go back to the land far away.

Mit was an interesting sort and could never quite make up his mind, back and forth, back and forth from each land until one day.............

He came back to our special land and found a stray and very strange fairy playing on the outskirts of the ferntree fairies. Mit was lonley and longed to share his adventure with someone, but his judgement was clouded, as he had a big pain in his heart.

This stray fairy was unlike any other fairy, occasionally it could be seen playing with its wing until it would run, off taking some sticky sap with her. As she was partial to all sort of sauce, drying up all the sources until the was no more, everything from the prickly powder found on the under side of mushrooms to the famous aged sauce...all would be gone if she was left alone with it!

She looked like a fairy, acted like a fairy however something was a little strange...something was not right!
But as these fairies were so happy they barely noticed..........for the time being!

The fairies held a big party to celebrate the sun shine! Sauce all round! They danced, and sang, and when all full of sauce started to fall asleep in the moss.

Stray fairy had a plan....a deep dark plan that involved stealing MIT away for her plans, which were not known to the fairies........For underneath the fake wings stuck on so carefully with sap was an evil troll. A troll so selfish, and cruel... that would stop at nothing to get what it wanted...



Story continued......