The Anxiuos Partners Didn't Make It Out

The three of us had made a righteous plan
to get the worm and be the early birds,
and we were simply gonna use our hands
to find the caps beneath the fresh cowturds

And they were more excited then I was,
At 8pm, thats all they'd talked about,
they claimed that they would trip the most because
they would be the firsts to make it out

Midnight I was doubting I could make it
the two of them were talking, wide awake
At first I tried to move around and fake it,
but soon I knew I wasn't getting baked

I fell asleep behind my shaky ole eyes
a golden slumber all the way to finish,
But soon, I guess, I woke and realized
The sun was coming up in thirty minutes

I grabbed my gear and quickly started running
but there was something I forgot about
I found my pals weren't up to doing nothin'
the anxious partners didn't make it out

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I sat alone, the woods were mighty trippy
the horses let me know I had sweet-tooth
They also said that I'd return on Wednesday
I guess I'll have to take it as the truth

So I'll be back to fetch the magicmushroom
I'll eat 'em everyone until they're gone,
I guess I'll try to bring my anxious partners,
On second thought, I like to trip alone