My Cousin's Husband

We're all just sitting around in my aunts living room.
As soon as we know it "that guy" comes in.
First, he does not even say Hi to anyone,
he goes straight for the damn Fucking T.V.
Then He has the nerve to tell my cousin his "wife"
to go serve him some food so she tells him she's busy
and asks her mom to serve him food he storms off his seat and
yells at her, he tells her," did I fucking ask ya moms for food or you?"
I look at him with disgust and she, just obeys what he said and gets him food.
Second, he changes the damn channel and says he does not want to watch T.V. anymore.
So I let that go. Then he wants to pick up this ridiculous conversation;
He says he does not like corn beef. In my head I'm thinking like what the fuck is your problem?, If we don't care whether you're alive then why will we care about what the fuck you like to eat or not!!!
An idiot decides to ask him why not?
Now I'm thinking, "Oh My God They just got him started!"
He replies." because that's food for poor people and I don't settle for less."
That shit ticked me the fuck off, now I got up from my seat and said,
" First of all you suck at life and you are settling for less because, one you have a fucking GED never went to college and two you live in a crappy fucking neighborhood and three if you're a life guard even when you're about thirty years old that's fucking settling for less because you could have been in a big corporation but no since you're "not settling for less" you're a fucking thirty year old lifeguard with a GED Living in a crappy neighborhood and not eating Corn beef!"
He remained quiet for the rest of the day and now he knows better than to even look at me.

THE END