Working Girl

I've got the hots for my boss.
every time I see him,
I stare in this unabashed way,
trying like hell to make him uncomfortable.
the blind guys on the second floor,
they're fucking drunks.
one of them puked in the wastebasket,
and then bribed us to clean it.
good thing, too
or else I would have dumped it
in the middle of the floor
and just waited
for him to find it.
yesterday I "accidentally"
made a toilet overflow.
it flooded the whole men's bathroom.
I have never seen so much shit
in my entire short life.
today I was bad:
I set an alarm to go off at 3:37 am.
as I watch my own clock
hit that hour,
I laugh until my lungs ache.