This is your entry for my blogging prompt: If the Zombie Apocalypse occurred right this second, what would you use to protect yourself? Okay, it's very clear that you didn't like this prompt, and you more or less mock the whole thing, and even really try to do anything. . I'm not even going to bother to give your odds of survival, though I will say it's in the negatives.

Spelling and Grammar
I don't see any problems with spelling or grammar, but the language worries me.

Best of luck with the rest of the contest.

Well, this is the BIG BAD WOLF, and I howl at the moon every night.
HOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!