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What other ill-thought out changes could he have made?
1. There's no such thing as small breasts! No woman in the world is or ever has been by the time they reach my age, smaller than a DFHJ M-cup! M-cups are the absolute smallest cup size a woman could have and has ever had by the time they stopped growing in all of history! There's also no such thing as 'breast reduction surgery'! (They won't believe he's not a perve?! Fine then, if they want a perve then he'll give them a perv.
2. Heather and Courtney can't talk. Their lips are such huge DSL pillows that their lips are so big that Courtney has that speech impediment that makes her pronounce R and L as W that cliche bimbos have, and Heather can't say anything that sounds like coherent english. (try being threatening or bitchy when you have permanent super duck lips, girls)
3. All of the girls on the show will have the biggest orgasm of their life when ever they see me (so ill thought out that he doesn't realize with how he's set it up, since they must have the biggest orgasm of their life whenever they see him...whenever they see him they must have an orgasm more powerful than the last most powerful one they've ever had)
4. None of the girls can ever leave this island until one of them falls in love with me!......he'd look back on that one and wince...but damn it he feels like everybody else is pairing off but just waiting for him to get booted off.
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